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funny story
you might have seen this before but I thought I’d post it anyway, it’s funny!
>LOVE MY JOB . . . . . .
>
>If you don’t laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This
>is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad
day
>at work think of this guy.
>
>Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
He
>performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
>
>Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
>station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a
>worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.————————————————————————
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>
>Hi Sue,
>
>Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
>Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling
>down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to>make you realize it’s not so bad after all.
>
>Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with
>a few technicalities of my job.
>
>As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to>the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
>cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
>industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
>water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
>
>It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
>taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve>used it several times with no complaints.
>
>What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
hose
>and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
>with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
>Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
>itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
>Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
from
>my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
happened.
>
>The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
>suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn’t
>stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
>When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
the
>jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
>I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His
>instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
other
>divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
>Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
>agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
before
>I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When
I
>arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
>
>As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
running
>down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my
butt
>as soon as I got in the chamber.
>
>The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because
my
>butt was swollen shut.
>
>So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much
worse
>it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
>
>Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
>
>Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad>day?
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