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Funny Glasgow Burds
Had to share this story. I was in a bed and bedding shop earlier this week, which had 2 "shell suit brigade" birds walking around. They were looking at a bed and one said to the other (you need to do this with good old Glasgow accent):-
"That bed’s no as good as mine – mines is pure quality man. It cost me a grand cos its wan o they fox leather beds"At this point, I’m wondering – how the hell do you get leather from a fox.
Her pal was obviously a bit confused too."what’s a fox leather bed, says she. Her pal replies "wan that looks like its made fae real leather".
I was laughing like mad inside but I had to make sure I didn’t get caught as they looked a bit mental.
Dawn
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quote John & Dawn Roddick:I had to make sure I didn’t get caught as they looked a bit mental.what Glasga Burd doesnt? :lol1:
good one dawn… 😉
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
nik
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brilliant! :lol1:
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At the Military Tattoo one year I had the distinct pleasure of being seated in front of one of these particular birds.
My ears smarted for a week afterwards from her tune!
hahaha
Love…Jill
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People here say "fox" too!
I usually blame it on inbreeding. -
Have to say, you looked lovely in your shell suits Nik and Marcella
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quote John & Dawn Roddick:Have to say, you looked lovely in your shell suits Nik and Marcella
:rofl: :rofl: good one 😀
just wondering whose the thick one and whose the mental one :giggle:
nik
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well I wis the wan in the fox nylon shellsuit!
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I only just got it!!
"Fox" ="Faux"
I had to repeat it to myself with a Glasgow accent a few times before I realised 😕
Good one Dawn :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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quote Marcella:well I wis the wan in the fox nylon shellsuit!
you always get the last word in eh 😉 (says confused nik)
nik
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quote Phill:I only just got it!!“Fox” =”Faux”
I had to repeat it to myself with a Glasgow accent a few times before I realised 😕
Good one Dawn :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
I was wondering how long before someone figured it out…
Phil you just spoilt the intrique for everyone else.
dead thread……
Peter
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But how do you get leather from a Faux 😕 (And what is a Faux anyway 😕 )
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quote Phill:But how do you get leather from a Faux 😕 (And what is a Faux anyway 😕 )
who cares…still laughin at the thought of madge in a shell suit :you:
nik
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yip ……. all tight around my big butt and with a gorgeous pair of white stilettos instead of trainers! 😉
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It happened in Clydebank and I know that the BBC film quite a few "Chewing the Fat" sketches there – I checked for cameras but didnt find any
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A faux? Isn’t that a deer? A female deer?
I had a manager once who always tried to use big words but always got them wrong. Once he asked me to do some demos at the "Sign Expedition". 😕
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Andy did you go on the expidition could have been good fun :lol1:
Lynn
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I know you are tone deaf Andy, but its Doh a deer, a female deer Ray…
Peter
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I looked a right twat turning up at the NEC wearing hiking boots and carrying a rucksack.
Peter, when it comes to the Sound of Music I am selectively deaf.
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I would say you made a "Faux Pas" turning up at the exhibition centre looking like an explorer Andy 😉
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does that mean he had a leather bed on his back 🙄
Lynn
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Knowing Andy, he would have been wearing "Lederhosen" just for a larf :lol1: :lol1:
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cow bell round the neck 😀
Lynn
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My mum and dad had a neighbour many years ago, who told her friend that in order to get extra benefits from the DSS, just tell them that her husband was impotent, so they needed extra money as they had to wash the bed sheets all the time! I think she meant incontinent.
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Yip Glasgow does have a fine selection of nice burds :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
Just ask Frank McAvennie 😉
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