• Robert Lambie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    everyone is probably out in the sun were im going for a drive with the missus and jodie. catch a few beers before the sun goes down then back here later to catch up on the rest coming in from the garden with midgey bites :lol1: :lol1:

    leaving in 5 minutes be back soon enough karl… get the beers on chill till we get back mate 😀

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    Sounds good to me! 😉

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Psst… Anyone wanna hear a scandalous and malicious rumour? :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    Oh all right then! 👿

  • Garrie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    I’m kicking about….

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    Im not sure if I should tell anyone this :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    Whos got crabs? 😉

  • Garrie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    is that what they are 😳

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    The wife told me so last time she………! 😳 :lol1:

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:09 pm

    Friday night is usually an intelligent and informative evening,
    how come its suddenly gutter stuff? 😀

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    News to me. Intelligent? informative? How informative do you want? Ive just lets the world know about a serious itch! 😳
    COME ON PHILL!!!!! WHAT’S THE SECRET MATE?

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:15 pm

    But I’m worried that if I tell anyone – Rob might have me barred from here :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    Goooooo oooooooonnnnn! Be a bad boy!

  • John Childs

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    quote KARL WILLIAMS:

    Where’s the gang on friday night? Never known it so quiet. 🙄

    I’ve just got in from a day trip to Calais. Freshly stocked up on booze and smokes.

    Don’t tell Marcella where I’ve been though – no chocolates. 🙁

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    You’ll have to tell me some gossip first :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    Can’t fault you mate! 😉 You get about a bit John! 😕

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    quote KARL WILLIAMS:

    News to me. Intelligent? informative? How informative do you want? Ive just lets the world know about a serious itch! 😳
    COME ON PHILL!!!!! WHAT’S THE SECRET MATE?

    Obviously Mrs Williams dosnt look at the boards then, if she did, Karl, you would be in deep trouble (!)

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:21 pm

    Ok Phill. Did you know I’m a lesbian! 😉

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    I had my suspicions :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:25 pm

    I’ve told you my secret now you tell me yours! 👿

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:28 pm

    It’s actually three secrets I know and it’s doing me head in :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    Reveal all then for fuck sake! 😕

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Gotta go – Big Brothers back on the telly. I’ll tell ya later 😛

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Don’t be a sh!t you sad git! 👿

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    the secrets are revealed here!

    https://www.uksignboards.com/viewtopic.p … 672#215672

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    That’s great. Members only! 🙄

  • Garrie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    lol :lol1: :lol1: good job you ain’t a fish 😛

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    OK – I’m gonna have to unburden myself and tell ya :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Steady on! 😳

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    Here goes… :worry:

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    I’m not sure I can do this :worry:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    GET ON WITH IT!

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:24 pm

    Rob is a Ginger and Dyes his hair brown.

    Marcella was born Marc and had an operation in 1989 which resulted in him being invalided out of the Police force.

    And Peter and Lynn aren’t married… to each other

    :worry: :worry: :worry:

  • Garrie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    pure quality :lol1: :lol1:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    You are a silly boy! 😕

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Are you saying Rob looks like a Crunchy bar when he’s nude? 😳 (?)

  • Marcella Ross

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    thanks Phill ……….. you missed out my hormone replacement therapy bit ………. to get rid of my mustache and grow t1ts …………

    😮

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Did a good job. There huge!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol1:

  • Lynn Normington

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Phill don’t dare mention this to my husband 😳

    Lynn

  • Garrie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    I got some tips on growing t1ts 😳 Mine have gotten bigger all by themselves over the 14 years I’ve drank beer 😮

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    Lets have a look Garry! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:35 pm
    quote Garrie:

    I got some tips on growing t1ts 😳 Mine have gotten bigger all by themselves over the 14 years I’ve drank beer 😮

    well its never worked on me……and i even tried asking johhny v. too :lol1: :lol1:

    nik

  • Garrie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    quote KARL WILLIAMS:

    Lets have a look Garry! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    you smoothie, alright then

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    F**k sake! :vomit:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:49 pm

    These are mine! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Peter Mindham

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    Don’t lie that’s just 4 bald blokes from the pub

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    This is me belly! 😳

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    quote Peter Mindham:

    Don’t lie that’s just 4 bald blokes from the pub

    Peter

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    Either that or him and his mates @rse cheeks 😕

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    That’s an a*se! :lol1: (Look close)

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    well thats lowered the tone……………. :lol1:

    nik

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    How did I do that? 😳

  • Peter Mindham

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    Hey Nik your a moderator. Get rid of that Picture of Bush. Somebody might have an epileptic fit.

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:07 pm

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    was watching prison break and come back to this????

    brilliant! :lol1:

    .

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:14 pm

    Here’s an a*rse talking to his dog! :lol1:

  • Peter Mindham

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    I really must protest at the political content on this thread? Karl somebody might think you like Dubya. I bet you have Dubya screen savers. Get a life mate, next thing you’ll admit to being a Norwich City fan and that you are stalking Dehlia. 😮

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 8, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • George Elsmore

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 6:50 am
    quote Marcella:

    thanks Phill ……….. you missed out my hormone replacement therapy bit ………. to get rid of my mustache and grow t1ts …………

    😮

    but only half of the job has been done 🙄 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Marcella Ross

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Good morning George 😀

  • George Elsmore

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 9:14 am

    Morning Tash :lol1:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Morning all! Promise no more gags about Bush or bottoms today.
    It did keep me going through the night though till I went home at 5am. :lol1: :lol1: :thumbup2: :thread:

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    quote KARL WILLIAMS:

    It did keep me going through the night though till I went home at 5am. :lol1: :lol1: :thumbup2: :thread:

    with those comments karl, 😉 you should start your own website mate, sounds like you put the same hours in as me anyway 😕 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: you could call it

    http://www.thesignslut.com
    "willing to give anything for nothing, to gain a friend…"
    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    then again… dont bother mate… been done already :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • John Childs

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    Weird thread Karl?

    Well, you started it. 😀

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Yeah I did. Went down hill quick. Like I said it got me through the night and probably through tonight as well! 😉 Where’s me bed? 😕

  • David Rowland

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Vote for Karl :lol1:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    You keep saying vote for Karl, Dave. Am I missing something? (?) 😕

  • David Rowland

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    😀

  • Peter Mindham

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 9:37 pm

    Karl
    you still up?

    Peter

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Back now Peter. What’s up mate?

  • Martin Pearson

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 11:34 pm

    Went Downhill Quick ?????????????????????

    There was never a hill for it to go down, it started off at the bottom of a big hole :lol1: :lol1:

  • Karl Williams

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    I think everyone involved had a laugh! :lol1:

  • Martin Pearson

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Karl, I don’t doubt that !!

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    June 9, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    quote martin:

    There was never a hill for it to go down, it started off at the bottom of a big hole :lol1: :lol1:

    :yes1: :noeveil:

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