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Feeling Old?
"OLD" IS WHEN … Your sweetie says, "Let’s go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can’t do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN … Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN … You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN … You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN ."Getting a little action" means you don’t need to take any fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN .. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
……….. think I might try going braless 😀 😀 😀 😀
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quote Marcella:……….. think I might try going braless 😀 😀 😀 😀pictures please 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 (hot)
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quote Marcella:“OLD” IS WHEN … You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.hmmmm :lol1:
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quote Marcella:“OLD” IS WHEN .. An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.That’ll be me then 😕
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While I sit here with my filthy mind thinking about Marcella going braless, George and Phill are more focused on the jokes (or truths 😮 )
tsk tsk guys, focus will you, make notes for SignUK 😉
Oh I’m a bad boy 😳
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OLD IS WHEN… Sorry whats this topic about?
Peter 😉
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quote Warren Beard:While I sit here with my filthy mind thinking about Marcella going braless, 😳:lol1: ………. that would not be a pretty sight ! 😮 I’m waaay too old for that!
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……….. I’m just glad I don’t have alligator shoes!
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Old for me is having more hair on my feet than on my head…So I could be wearing alligator shoes and not even know it… 😕
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