Ever done one of these?

[Lorraine Clinch]

Hopefully they won’t be ‘scratch & sniff’ pictures :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Shane Drew]

quote Lorraine Clinch:

Hopefully they won’t be ‘scratch & sniff’ pictures :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

(puppy-eyes) never thought of that! 🙁

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Are you actually going to do this job or are you only going to go through the motions 🙂

[John Gregson]

I took some artistic landscape photo’s and sent them off to a photo stock library hoping to get paid for them. A reply came back a few days later saying that they couldn’t use my photo’s as they were a pile of sh-te.
Give them a ring, they might still have them.
I’ll get me coat 😀

[Jayne Marsh]

Oooh lovely, you dont half get some wierd jobs 😮
I can’t imagine taking photos its too gross to think about 😕
Would they have to ask the owner of the …….erm pooh…….if they would mind them taking photos of it 😮

[Mark Shipley]

Hi Shane,

Is this something on the lines of what they are after? 😮

Mark

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[Lorraine Clinch]

Love it! 😮 :lol1:

Who has ever weighed their poo’s? Come on, hands up! :lol1:

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Who’s felt how hard they are? 😀

[Glenn Sharp]

Never weighed one but there’s a fair bit of water displacement sometimes :mop:

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Here’s one I did earlier…..

Got to stop eating curly-wirlies

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[Lorraine Clinch]

Dave that’s an excellent quality photograph! Made me feel quite sick! :vomit: :thanks2:

[Marcella Ross]

quote glenn:

Never weighed one but there’s a fair bit of water displacement sometimes :mop:

:rofl:

oh Shane…. what have you started….! :lol1:

thatnks Dave….. I’m just eating my lunch! 🙁

[Jayne Marsh]

Just added up my points and Im off to the docs 😮

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by
telling them: “In medicine, it Is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a
doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human
body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.” Go
ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in
the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the
Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now
learn to pay attention.”

[Lorraine Clinch]

Oh Dave……… :nag2:

[Marekdlux]

You don’t have to weigh your poo.
Just weigh yourself before you go, then after and subtract. 😀
-Marek

[Marko]

Are they going to send you any samples, so that you get a hang of it… 😮

[Marko]

quote Marekdlux:

You don’t have to weigh your poo.
Just weigh yourself before you go, then after and subtract. 😀
-Marek

That´s not quite accurate, Marek.
You have to consider the amount of sweat you devoloped during the session also…

[Marcella Ross]

quote Marko:

That´s not quite accurate, Marek.
You have to consider the amount of sweat you devoloped during the session also…

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: this thread is going down the pan ….

[Glenn Sharp]

Calm down Marcella – stop causing a stink :lol1:

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Don’t signmakers talk a load of S H 1 T 😀

[Marcella Ross]

…. and that’ll be another crap joke Glenn! 😀

[Andrew Ward]

What a sh it job! 😳

[Marko]

also, when you send your work (that you had to do in a hurry and you´re not completely satisfied with it) to your customer, isn´t it called shitment? 🙄

[Glenn Sharp]

I’ve been reading too many of John Singh’s posts – do you see what I’ve done there Marcella….John …He He.

Sorry to be part of this thread hijack Shane but it’s just been one of those days

[David Rowland]

I suggest you dont shake hands with this customer

[Nicola McIntosh]

i missed this post…….your all talking a load of jobbies :lol1: :lol1:

nik

[Shane Drew]

I must have been tired when I posted this.

Didn’t see this coming at all 😮

To answer Marks Post, yes mate, that sort of thing but with real piccies.

The rest of you lot are beginning to worry me… :lol1: :lol1:

[John Singh]

quote :

I must have been tired when I posted this.

You slipped up there Shane didn’t you? Put your foot right in it

[David Rowland]

😳

[Shane Drew]

:shake: