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Did you hear about ….
the dyslexic drunk that walked into a bra 😮 😛
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What about the dyslexic pimp that bought a Warehouse?
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quote Cokka:What about the dyslexic pimp that bought a Warehouse?:lol1: :lol1:
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what about the dixlescyc devil worshipper whod given up on dog and sold his soul to santa.
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the dyslexic drunk that choked on his own vimto
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Did you here about the man who’s an Agnostic, Dyslexic Insomniac?
He lies in bed all night wondering if there’s a dog. -
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light blub?
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quote John Childs:How many dyslexics does it take to change a light blub?dare I ask?
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I’ve got one 😀
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans. Only one ….but the light bulb has to really want to change 😕
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heres one….
a guy walks into a pub….
broke his nose. 😕
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quote :How many dyslexics does it take to change a light blub?They all can (?)
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dumb & dumber are in the bath, dummer farts… dumb drowns himself trying to smell it. 😕
bill & ben in the bath, bill farts… ben says two o’clock mate.
😕 ok ok im going…. chill.. 😕
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quote :heres one….a guy walks into a pub….
broke his nose.
a guy walks into a bar
He says ‘Ouch!’
It was an iron bar -
four sliced sausages are sitting up a tree playing cards…..
a fried egg goes by on a mountain bike.
one of the sausages shouts, “hoy… egg!… wanna game of cards mate?”
the fried egg continues, but shouts back… “ide love to guys, but im going to get my hair cut”
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
😮 wot now?
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The Island is telling me it’s time for sleep….
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quote Robert Lambie:four sliced sausages are sitting up a tree playing cards…..a fried egg goes by on a mountain bike.
one of the sausages shouts, “hoy… egg!… wanna game of cards mate?”
the fried egg continues, but shouts back… “ide love to guys, but im going to get my hair cut”
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what have you got in store for friday night…the mind boggles
nik
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One person said once ( boys Grow up )
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little boy walks into a grocer shop…
can i have a loaf please mister?
shopkeeper replies… pan or plain son?
boy snaps back… listen… dont mess me aboot mister, my house is on fire!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
nik
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is that the side effect of being in signage all of you guys don’t make any sense. :yes1:
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how do you hide an elephant in a smarty tube?
paint its toe nails different colours.
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Boy sent by mum to the greengrocers to get an extra heavy load of potatoes for the weekend feast
Boy: ‘Can I have 25lb of reds mate?’
Greengrocer: ‘Will you take King Edwards?’
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I’ve been telling this joke for best part of 20 years now and it never fails, sorry, works:
Q. What is the difference between a duck?
A. One of it’s legs is both the same.
makes more sense when you’ve had a skin-full
It’ll be Chrismus dreckly
Andy
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woosh!
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam!” -
2 parrots sat on a perch one said to the other can you smell fish!
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What do you call a guy with a spade in his head?
Doug
Or… 2 parrots sat on a perch
one says.. can you smell fish?
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Please this is a sign forum, keep to the subject.
What do you call a sign with only one letter on it? :lol1: :lol1:
oh my goodness :lol1: :lol1:
I can’t speak for :lol1: :lol1:
the tears in my eyes :lol1: :lol1:
stop before I fall over :lol1: :lol1:
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dare we ask Dave ……….?
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Tried to drown my sorrows last night……
But the wife wouldnt come swimming………….. 😳
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What do you call a train loaded with toffee????
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A Chew Chew Train :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:What do you call a horse in pyjamas???
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AZebra!!!!! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:What do you call a chicken in a shell suit???
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An Egg :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:😛
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1st one:
doctor: i have good news and bad…
patiant: give me bad.
doctor… we have to cut your legs off
patiant: 😮 so whats the good news?
doctor: the guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers
2nd one:
doctor: i have good news and bad…
patiant: give me bad.
doctor… we have cut the Wrong Leg off sir 😕
patiant: 😮 F3ck me…. so whats the good news?
doctor: the other one is getting better.
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Who got the avon lady pregnant,
MAX FACTOR
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heard about the magic tractor that went down the lane and turned into a field!!!! ……………………………i’ll get me coat
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…. the man in a bar who was falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”
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heard about the dyslexic guy who went to a TOGA party dressed as a GOAT
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