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Dictionary for Decoding Women and Men’s Personal Ads:
Dictionary for Decoding Women’s Personal Ads:
40-ish …………………… 49.
Adventurous ………….. Slept with everyone.
Athletic …………………. No breasts
Average looking ………. Moooo.
Beautiful ……………….. Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure … On medication.
Feminist ……………….. Fat
Free spirit ……………… Junkie
Friendship first ………. Former slut.
New-Age ………………. Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ……….. No BJs.
Open-minded …………. Desperate
Outgoing ………………. Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional ………….. Bitch
Voluptuous ……………. Very Fat
Hugh frame …………… Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ……. StalkerWOMEN’S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry – You’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you’re in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You’re certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?MEN’S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.
11. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit – I’m gay
12. No, I don’t think your bum looks big in that dress = your bum looks big in anything. -
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