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Dewi’s bad night
Dewi works hard at the sign shop and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dewi! how ya doin?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Dewi. “He’s on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a waitress asks Dewi if he’d like his usual and brings over a Breezer. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Breezers?” “I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a breezer at the end of the 1st nine, honey.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dewi, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Dewi. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Dewi’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dewi follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dewi tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dewi, you picked up a real bitch this time.”
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
Scary thing is, I go bowling every Sunday morning with Minime and I’ve been considering having a game of golf with my father-in-law (He’s been playing for 50 years, so no doubt I’ll be thrashed 🙄 ) and I do go to a clu…. I mean umm, no no, never been to a table dancing establishment 😳 😳
Cheers, Dewi
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I wasn’t sure on what type of drink you preffered, sorry. I should have done some more research.
-Marek -
Thats okay, I did try one of Robert’s bacardi breezer drinks once, it was all I needed to give them a miss forever :lol1:
Drink-wise I like Tequilla, Bacardi, Bud beer and the occassional bottle of wine (not all in the same glass though 😉 ) My favourite drink of all has to be the tequilla though, its wicked stuff and providing I don’t have to drive or operate any machinery the following day, I can gladly help myself to a bottle (Unfortunately as a few members who’ve rung me at home will know, I have a nasty habit of drinking it whilst on the phone, gradually getting more and more drunk as I try to hold a reasonable conversation 😳 )
Cheers, Dewi
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On an entirely different note, I just upgraded to the GOLD membership, do you know how long it typically takes to change over? I did it a few hours ago. Thanks.
-Marek -
Depends on how many Breezers Rob has had by now.
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quote Marekdlux:On an entirely different note, I just upgraded to the GOLD membership, do you know how long it typically takes to change over? I did it a few hours ago. Thanks.
-MarekIts done manually Marek once all the tick boxes are checked 😀 Robert will probably manage it this evening at some point, then you’ll be able to see what you’ve been missing 😉
Cheers, Dewi
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