• Confession

    Posted by John Wilson on February 7, 2006 at 10:18 am

    An elderly man walked into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

    Yesterday I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.”
    Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?”
    Man: “What sins?”
    Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?”
    Man: “I’m Jewish.”
    Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”
    Man: “I’m telling everybody.”
    :lol1: :lol1:

    Shane Drew replied 18 years, 3 months ago 1 Member · 1 Reply
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  • Shane Drew

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    February 7, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

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