Competition: WIN Corel X3

[Chris Whitehead]

"Talk to the hand, as the face ‘aint listening" :lol1:

or

"He works better when I stick my thumb in his ear like this" :lol1:

[Phill Fenton]

Look into my eyes the eyes don’t look around my eyes look into the eyes. When I count to three you will be under … One … two … three

I am about two demonstrate how to wrap this plain white mini using our simple wrapping system that makes it easy for even the most inexperienced user to succesfully carry out a vehicle wrap. 😕

[Andy Gorman]

Phill, that is uncanny. Great minds apparently do think alike. Are you intercepting my emails to Rob? 🙂

[Ryan Fairweather]

YEAH BABY!! Give me five!!….. no?…

[David-Foster-]

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off…."

[Matt Hards]

The blue paper roll tried desperately hard to get in on the conversation.
"Just dont turn around and he may just roll away"

[Matt Hards]

The man in the brown jacket has just witnessed the start of a beautiful relationship as the other two gaze into each other eyes.

[George Elsmore]

if you find a lump under that wrap its my thumb jeez those scalpals are sharp!

[Nigel Pugh]

I Tell you wee Robbie had four breezers before passing out 😛

[Mike Smith]

(Guy in the white shirt)
Anyway the head Elf grabbed hold of my head like this, said the magic words, my toes curled up, and I’ve been like it ever since.

[Mike Smith]

If your mate doesn’t stop leaning on the car I will crush his head like a tomato.

[Marcella Ross]

"She was too tall to fit in the car, she was 7ft 5in and her t1ts were right there…." 😳

[Mike Smith]

(Guy in white shirt)
Yes sir if you use our vinyl
A car like this should take no more than five minute’s to do from start to Finish

[Adrian Howard]

[Mike Smith]

Yer your right
I can’t do the three, two one dusty bin thingy either.

[Mike Smith]

(Guy in white shirt)
Look mate I’ve told you 100 times its £60 to remove the clamp, and I don’t care if your dad here is Arthur bloody Daily.

[Mike Smith]

I know I said you could borrow my car for work but ******

[Peter Normington]

Caption.

Yuri Gellar visits Signuk, and demonstrates his powers on mini roof.

Peter

[Andrew Boyle]

do you think I’m going mad……….

I keep seeing the wording
https://www.uksignboards.com floating in the air…..

it’s all over the place…..

Activity Feed

[David Roffey]

Great prop love the tablecloth now I want 4 high chairs!
[David Roffey]

[Shane Drew]

Hope you guys are putting these entries in to Rob, some are very good 😀

**** Although, caption replies can be made in reply to this thread, All entries must be sent to admin@uksignboards.com ****

[Robert Lambie]

guy holding hand up….

I dont give a damn if NEC parking is £6 per day… you cant park that thing here!

[Roy Roffey]

( MAN IN WHITE )

No Honest mate….. Vehicle wrapping can earn you a Wad THIS THICK !!!!!!!!!!

[Shane Drew]

you and david related roy?

[David Roffey]

Hi Shane I can relate to Roy
If you wake in the morning with that much facial hair wont you smile like that?

[Shane Drew]

quote David Roffey:

Hi Shane I can relate to Roy
If you wake in the morning with that much facial hair wont you smile like that?

:lol1: :lol1:

[red]

I Can see it now, New wheelie bin graphics, I’m gonna corner the market you know……………

[Mike Smith]

That’s right mate,
Its only four pounds each to enter the competition and the winner gets to finish the roof.

[Mike Smith]

Yes detective there were four of them, all being sick on my car at the same time

[Nicola McIntosh]

‘the magnet on the end of my thumb is really strong eh!!’ 😀

i know i know…just as well im not allowed to enter 😕

nik

[Robert Lambie]

the guy with hand up….

i have vinyl adhesive on my fingers & i cant put my feet down because of the adhesive on my shoes…. Easy-Apply my ar$e !!!

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[Roy Roffey]

ANOTHER ROFFEY ???????

YOUR NOT MY DADDY ARE YOU

[Lynn Normington]

proberly not but you could be his 😛

Lynn

[Robert Lambie]

quote Nicola McIntosh:

‘the magnet on the end of my thumb is really strong eh!!’ 😀

i know i know…just as well im not allowed to enter 😕

nik

i dont get it? 😮 ive looked about 5 times now, dont get it? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

please explain nik 😉 :lol1:

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[Nicola McIntosh]

imagine the guy has a magnet in his hands………..then look at his shoes 😮 i thought it was funny 😉

nik

[Robert Lambie]

🙄

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

im laughing hard here nik… tears down my face.

[David Rowland]

This little piggie went to a Sign Show,
This little piggie stayed in the office,
This little piggie bought a set of brushes,
This little piggie had a vinyl-cutter,
And this little piggie cried, "Wraps! Wraps! Wraps!"
And found his way to the Printer and Corel Stands

[Lynn Normington]

and this little piggy found her way to the europoint stand and met all the other little piggies from uskb :lol1:

Lynn

[Robert Lambie]

Please Note:

Judging is done BLIND by moderators to decide on a shortlist, then UKSG members from the short list. Posting here, then emailing me the same as an entry… leaves you wide open to unfair judging. keep this in mind 😉

replies here with funny captions etc is perfectly fine to do so… but i personally would keep my best for last 😀

[David Rowland]

so how are the Moderators going to see the entries if they are wearing blindfolds?

[Robert Lambie]

quote Dave Rowland:

so how are the Moderators going to see the entries if they are wearing blindfolds?

[c]:shake:[/c]

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[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Dave Rowland:

if they are wearing blindfolds?

thought you might tell us the secret 😉

nik

[David Rowland]

perhaps Rob’s going to ring u all up (except Andrew) and tell u the entries over the phone… no hang on, Rob will get into histericks so the call will last all night. 😉

[Kevin Frew]

"Listen Mate… He’s the one holding the knife…
Of course I had a thumb!
It’s somewhere under that bloody vinyl!!!!
Now MAKE him find it…"

[Shane Drew]

quote Robert Lambie:

Please Note:

Judging is done BLIND by moderators to decide on a shortlist, then UKSG members from the short list. Posting here, then emailing me the same as an entry… leaves you wide open to unfair judging. keep this in mind 😉

replies here with funny captions etc is perfectly fine to do so… but i personally would keep my best for last 😀

I was thinking the same Rob.

Problem I see is that some of the ‘suggestions’ here are pretty close to some I have already sent in. I’d hate anyone to be compromised because someone else had/has a similar idea, and publishes it openly here…. 😕

[David Rowland]

Might be better to Lock this thread Rob.. only a few days to wait lol

[Robert Lambie]

ide rather not lock the thread as the replies are fun to read as well as keeps the topic hot.

there have been "many" entires so far… and like has been said some similar to posts by reply. all i can say is… "only" the entries by email to admin@uksignboards.com will be judged on.
everyone and anyone that wants to reply "here" for fun can, but please understand, if you post something here and do not enter, only for someone else to use a similar type caption, and WIN. you cannot complain after the event…

that said, if anyone uses my captions… 😮 ill keep the software all to myself, so there…. :baby:

😉 :lol1:

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[Mike Smith]

quote Mike Smith:

(Guy in the white shirt)
Anyway the head Elf grabbed hold of my head like this, said the magic words, my toes curled up, and I’ve been like it ever since.

Does this mean no one got my joke about his shoes too

[David White]

no customer gave me the sizes

[Cabrera]

It’s Import to be Important, but is more Important to feel Import as X3.

[Tark Malbot]

Man in White shirt: I know I know… But Green is the in colour this season.

Or

Yeah I know its a mini but look at the quality of the wrap!

[Lee Ballard]

" I’m telling you Rob Lambie is this tall"

[Roy Roffey]

( Guy in White Shirt )

NO Honest…… the bird in the strip club last night was so tall i had to ………….

Well fitting as ive just come back form Prague :lol1: :lol1:

[Kevin Flowers]

quote Lee Ballard:

” I’m telling you Rob Lambie is this tall”

and as i said this vinyl applies itself

Kev

[Lee Ballard]

quote Kevin Flowers:

quote Lee Ballard:

” I’m telling you Rob Lambie is this tall”

and as i said this vinyl applies itself

Kev

😀 😀 😀

[Leon Winslade]

Man in white shirt

"For the fourth and last time You are raping the wrong bloody Car"

[Hugh Potter]

very good Leon, you may wanna spell check though 😉

[David Rowland]

*BUMP*
few days left

[Mike.Smith]

guy in white shirt" raise your right hand if you think you can wrap that roof better than that.."

[David White]

No Sir the vinyl coulnt possibly have shrung you Merc its guaranteed against shrinkage

[Adam McGuire]

Doh I missed the entry by 7 whole days! Argh!

Was gonna say:

My God! everything in front of me is a digital print! Look I can touch that banner over there and his face at the same time….Were those mushrooms really safe to eat?

[Robert Lambie]

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1st Prize Winner:

[left]https://www.uksignboards.com/images/avatars/uploads/683210868432758564d5e2.jpg[/left]First Prize:
Submitted by: Andy Gorman of AG Sign & Display, England.
Andy wins himself the new Corel X3 Software.

2nd Prize Winner:

[left]https://www.uksignboards.com/images/avatars/uploads/69225753842f46b7b91994.jpg[/left]Second Prize:
Submitted by: Kevin Mayger of Signum Signs, England.
Kevin wins himself Corel 12 Software

I would like to thank everyone that participated in this contest, as there was literally hundreds of entries for us to sift our way through.
I would also like to thank our competition sponsor "Corel Corporation" for donating their software as the prizes.

Visit our sponsors website: ”Corel Website”
Buy Corel Software Online: ”Corel Shop”

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[Robert Lambie]

Congratulations Andy and Kev… well done guys! 😀

[Andrew Ritchie]

:thumbup2: good stuff guys!

[Andy Gorman]

Thanks you lot.

Obviously I am a comic genius……

…..either that or I stole it from Little Britain. 😉

[Phill Fenton]

Or me 😛 😛 :lol1:

[Nicola McIntosh]

well done folks 😀

nik

[Kev Mayger]

Wow, didn’t realise i came second. I havn’t checked here for a couple of months coz been really busy on a couple of big projects. Can i have the copy of Coral please?

Kev Mayger

[Shane Drew]

that competition must be over a year ago 😮

[Kev Mayger]

I know i wasn’t contacted to be told that i won. It was a friend of mine browsing that found it whilst i was travelling for a bit in Indonesia.

[Robert Lambie]

quote Kev Mayger:

I know i wasn’t contacted to be told that i won. It was a friend of mine browsing that found it whilst i was travelling for a bit in Indonesia.

i think you will find we did mate, many times. emails, phone calls… no reply or wrong numbers. we even asked a few folk if they knew who you were or had contact details.
andy gorman who came first received his prize within a week.
you have even removed your address from your profile… why?
not sure what else we are expected to do?

[Kev Mayger]

Long story Rob, Can explain but not in a public forum. Is the prize still available as i was going to donate it to the local school?

Kev