Competition Time:

[Hugh Potter]

so is the suppliers index the full list of sponsors ?

i like this ! !

[Peter Normington]

Hugh.
i think the sponsors are just the two mentioned, i.e. GRAPHTEC & IMPACT

Peter

[Jayne Marsh]

Am I allowed to have a go seeing as Jeff works for one of the sponsors?
I hope so, as he’s absolutely useless at poems anyway :lol1:

[Hugh Potter]

quote Peter Normington:

Hugh.
i think the sponsors are just the two mentioned, i.e. GRAPHTEC & IMPACT

Peter

sure ? that’ll be a short poem then, or are you attempting to throw me off course to bag the £1,000,000 for yourself ?

edit, ok, i see, sponsors of the comp, not the site supplies 😳

i got one,

graphtec and impact were in the bath,
graphtec did farted and made imact laugh !!
😀

[Russ]

Your the man Hugh

In with both feet

Regards Russ

[Andy Gorman]

Yeah, well I’ll just go and chat up Pam Ayres or something. I’ll do anything for a shiny new thing.

[Hugh Potter]

lol, me too !!!

Andy and Russ were both in the car,
they suddenly swerved ‘n’ just missed the cat,
“cor blimey” said Andy, “I dunno about you”
“by the lump in me trousers i think i just sha…”

😀 😀 😀 😀

i could get acrried away with this !!

peter ‘n’ lynn were both in the bath,
Lyn said “you fancy it” ‘n’ pete said “not half” !!! 😳

[Robert Lambie]

quote Jayne Marsh:

Am I allowed to have a go seeing as Jeff works for one of the sponsors?
I hope so, as he’s absolutely useless at poems anyway :lol1:

hi jayne
yes of course you can join in… final voting will be done blind and by the members. 😀

[Robert Lambie]

entries already coming in, great stuff! 😛 & very funny…. :lol1:

keep them coming folks…

now who will be the first to send me a recorded one>? :lol1: :lol1:
oh and if anyone fancies doing some dummy runs recorded or not… send me them or post them here, should be worth a laugh while the proper entries come in 😉

[Hugh Potter]

lol, sat here like an idiot reading mine out into the mic, then discovered that the sound recorder only does 60 secs !! see if i can figure it out !

[Robert Lambie]

just say it dead fast mate… tongue twister :lol1:

[Hugh Potter]

fast would be an understatement !!!

[Carrie Brown]

:lol1: Hugh you nutter!!!

Great stuff, nice of the suppliers to offer a couple of items for prizes and its great to see a comp on the boards that everyone can join in with … well everyone but me… and Nik …. and Andy …. oh and Rob 🙁 :lol1:

[Hugh Potter]

impact and graphtec are top o’ the tree
the prizes are great, you’ll have to agree.
Carrie my dear, you call me a nutter ?
i dont talk to myself ? … well ok.. i mutter,

i dont listen to the voices that talk inside,
nor they to me… they wont go… i tried,
so until i’m sane… oh i long for such times,
i’ll continue on here and keep making signs !!!!!

😮 🙄

thanks russs, got yer pm but cant reply !

[Robert Lambie]

well…. what can i say. i have tears running down my face here…. :lol1: :lol1:
just had our first “recorded entry” for the contest. brilliant… keep them coming please. this is going to be good, great fun!

come on… let have them… doesnt matter how you present them, just send it in. can be typed like we have had untill tonight. or it can be recorded.

look forward to seeing them folks… 😛

[Carrie Brown]

Hugh you could be a poet … you just dont know it 😮

:lol1:

[Russ]

is everyone holding back, the eleventh hour stuff, final fastest lap of qualifying, 10 seconds to go, in the nick of time. etc. etc. etc.

Come on people show us what you’ve got
other wise I think Hugh should win the lot

Regards Russ

[Peter Normington]

Russ comp dosnt end till 3 jan, and entries to be sent to the boards, not posted here, so hughs stuff is only for fun I think

Peter

[Peter Normington]

Rob, can you please clarify, is it ok to include just one of the sponsors and/or uksb, or all off them, or any?
Thanks

peter

[Robert Lambie]

sorry for confusion folks.

all sponsors must be included. e.g. impact, uksb & graphtec.
closing date is the 3rd.
entries to be sent via email only.

russ, feel free to email me your entry mate.

[Robert Lambie]

had another couple of entries in tonight. to say i found them funny is an understatment. had tears in my eyes again….. :lol1: :lol1:

please keep them coming. this is good!

[Dave Bruce]

Rob, I didn’t appreciate that, so that means I have to do mine all over again 🙁 . Trying to do that without laughing was difficult.

Dave

[Robert Lambie]

not long to go folks…
if you have an entry, please get them in.
note: you can enter as many times as you wish…

thanks to everyone that has entred so far… great stuff! 😉

[Robert Lambie]

well its probably furthest from your mind due to the state you will all probably be in. 😉
but just wanted to remind you all the deadline is closing in on the competition. so thought i would post a wee reminder. 😀

i received another entry today, it was a “written song”. now i know i never put a song down as being allowed. but i am going to allow it, as a “rap” sorta comes under that catagory anyway…

so come on folks, join in the fun, if not to win something then to have a bit of a laugh, thats what it’s about anyway or we would have chosen a serious subject. so what you waiting for? :tongue: :lol1:

[Shane Drew]

quote Robert Lambie:

you can enter as many times as you wish…

It would cost me a fortune to enter another one Rob, my entry cost me 2 stubbies of Crown Lager, 1 glass of G&T, a bag of chips, and a glass of red just to come up with the one I entered.

It is good I’m not a drinker…. 😳

[Robert Lambie]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

as another reminder folks, tommorrow is the last day for entries for the competition. 😛

remember, doesnt mater where you are, you can enter 😉

[Robert Lambie]

just bumping this post as a reminder… tommorrow midnight, is the last day for entries for the competition folks. 😀

[Nicola McIntosh]

come on folks……….hope your all getting your entries in pronto 😀 you lucky things….as i cant enter 🙁

good luck everyone 😀

nik

[John & Dawn Roddick]

Even though they can’t enter, I think we should get to see the moderators attempts – don’t you folks?

Dawn

[Janine Chrispin]

Ive put my entry in … Not any good, but it is for fun!!!

Janine

[Robert Lambie]

competition closes tonight at midnight folks…. 😀

[Phill Fenton]

Okay, Okay.. I’m still working on it 😕

[Peter Normington]

Short list?

[Robert Lambie]

we need us mods to decide on that first mate… we have been in a huddle all day mate. 😉 :lol1:

[Peter Normington]

Awwwe thats nice, you nik and carrie, all huddled up 😉

If I was huddling with Nik & Carrie, I’d take my time to!

Is Andrew in the Huddle? (4 some?)

Peter

[Robert Lambie]

ahem… yeh 4 😮

[Carrie Brown]

Yep its great huddling … gets a bit hot at times … and Im a right pain in the @rse with my fidgeting and constant interuptions 😉

:lol1:

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Carrie Brown:

… constant interuptions 😉

now now carrie……….your not meant to say 😮 ladies are not supposed too 😉

nik

[Peter Normington]

CARRIE NO PIC!

Caught you!!
Peter

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

quote Peter Normington:

CARRIE NO PIC!

-googleye- :rofl: :rofl:

Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle –

[Carrie Brown]

quote Dave Lowery:

quote Peter Normington:

CARRIE NO PIC!

-googleye- :rofl: :rofl:

Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle – Pan – Kettle –

Hmmm ….. my pic might have been missing for an hour or so but you see ummmm well you see what happened was …….. aliens from the planet Diddycupwallabopper beemed it up into space for reasons yet unkown … Im sure they had very good reason …… probably because it was a Christmassy pic and its over now so it was a bit out of date … me looking like a scarey blonde elf like person??? 😮 :lol1:

:lol1: and I havent even been drinking!!

Anyway, sorry about the pic <<<< but our “dodgy doesnt work properly digi cam” is in work … however, knowing how some of you would undoubtdly miss seeing my cheeky chubby cheeks … I took a quick snap on my web cam for now …. so sorry for the quality 😛

😀 :lol1:

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Run out of pics Carrie? and posted one of your much younger sister?

Haven’t you eaten over Xmas?

:love:

[Carrie Brown]

:thumbup2: :lol1: Dave, shall we start calling you Mr Smoothy instead!!!

I ate lots over Christmas .. too much … and yes the New Year Resolution is to get fit!!

[Carrie Brown]

:lol1: Actually Dave … seeing as Im a woman and I think as a woman I shall now ask a womanly question …..

So what you’re saying then …. is that I looked fat in my other pictures??? 😮

:lol1: 😛 :lol1: 😛 :lol1: I read what you typed again and Im laughing away here!!

[Shane Drew]

quote Carrie Brown:

:lol1: Actually Dave … seeing as Im a woman and I think as a woman I shall now ask a womanly question …..

So what you’re saying then …. is that I looked fat in my other pictures??? 😮

:lol1: 😛 :lol1: 😛 :lol1: I read what you typed again and Im laughing away here!!

I could see THAT coming dave 🙄 :lol1:

[David Rowland]

your looking hot carrie!
little dark.. but hot!
(hot)

[Robert Lambie]

Great new pic Dave… thanks for that mate. 😀

That light looks like the bit at end of ghost when the spirits come to take Patrick swayze to heaven… 😮

“sam, their waiting sam!”

just joking 😉

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Gun and foot come to mind 😕

[Phill Fenton]

It looks like you’ve been eating too many pies over Christmas Dave 😉

Yeah I know – bad camera angle and all that :lol1:

[David Rowland]

yes… i was hoping it will hide me… this is me! the shot u seen over the last year is 2003 i suspect. Me need excerise! To many computer screens.

[Phill Fenton]

That was honest 😕

My picture’s 10 years old 😳

[David Rowland]

maybe phil.. but u r elsewhere on this site though, with Alison

[Peter Normington]

na na na hhh phil tells lies
the pic may be ten years old, but its pshoped. you can tell by the ancient comments, he is very very………old (-)
Peter

[Phill Fenton]

Yeah..well at least I’m not still wearing my WW2 flying jacket 😛

[Peter Normington]

but how can you critisize a war hero? I am very old and proud of it.
I shot down loads of gerries in this jacket, you ar only able to give your comments because I sacrificed my virginity to give you FREEDOOOM

Peter

[Robert Lambie]

peter, that was mel gibson, ahem… i mean william wallace that did that for us? 😕 😉 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[David Rowland]

Robert.. can you find a thread, put Phill and Peter in it and ‘lock it’, let them fight in there.

[Phill Fenton]

Who are you trying to kid, you’re no hero. You got that Jacket from an Army surplus store back in the 70’s – the sunglasses are from Boots the Chemist 😛

[Peter Normington]

No Rob, it was me dad, john wayne, we won all the wars, me dad in his jeep, me in me flying jacket..
Which by the way is a genuine copy, made out of compressed cardboard.
No sheep involved 😀
Peter

[Peter Normington]

quote Dave Rowland:

Robert.. can you find a thread, put Phill and Peter in it and ‘lock it’, let them fight in there.

Why would I want to fight with Phil?
His comments are either very serious, or tongue in cheak

Besides I think he is a mate and I dont fight mates!

Peter

[Peter Normington]

is that better carrie?
You and Dave R both have a mysterious halo

Peter

[Phill Fenton]

quote Peter Normington:

me in me flying jacket..
Which by the way is a genuine copy, made out of compressed cardboard.
No sheep involved 😀
Peter

You had something else in mind for the sheep then 😕

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

Come on Phil,

You can see Peter’s flag shows the UK and not Wales 😳

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

quote Robert Lambie:

All entries must be sent to admin@uksignboards.com
Competition closes 3rd of Jan 2006
Winners will be announced on the 6th Jan

Judging
Once all entries are in, the UKSB moderators and I will select a shortlist of around 5 or 6 entries.
We will then ask only Full UKSG members to vote “blind” via email on the short list.
Only 2 will be picked from the short list.

(?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?) (?)

[Brian Hays]

Nearly gone 6th Jan, Hooooos the winner? 😀

[Peter Normington]

Me
Send me the prize Brian 😀
Peter

[Janine Chrispin]

it might be me!!! :lol1:

Janine 😛

[Peter Normington]

I notice Rob and the 2 best looking mods are not around, perhaps they are still “huddling”

peter

[Brian Hays]

Sure you don’t want the Craft Robo Pete?

[Peter Normington]

No thanks mate,
clipart will do fine,
you have my address!

😀

[David Rowland]

perhaps Rob’s enjoying the Huddle. (with andrew)

Peter, i am serious all tongue and halo 😀

[Peter Normington]

😀 😉

[Peter Normington]

and still we wait with anticipation and suppressed excitement….
Peter

[Russ]

was you like this on crimbo eve Peter :lol1:

Russ

[Ramj]

:lol1: I’m excited and I don’t even know what’s happening

[Peter Normington]

quote Russ:

was you like this on crimbo eve Peter :lol1:

Russ

Very much so. Lynn always has a suprise up her sleeve!

Peter
Ramj,
scroll back to the top. It’s to late now to enter. But to pass the time away, while we are waiting, you could always post your attempt.

[Ramj]

quote Peter:

Very much so. Lynn always has a suprise up her sleeve!

yeah, that ironing board shaped present really came as a shock

[Nicola McIntosh]

hi folks 😀

just an update on the competition, we are all so indecisive with all the great entries, its taking longer than necessery…but dont worrie well keep you notified asap 😉

thanks

nik

[Roy Roffey]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i need a wee im so excited :mop: