Charles & Camilla

[Nigel Pugh]

See that Camilla has had a face lift then………

With a face like that makes you wonder why they banned hunting.

😛

[Jill Marie Welsh]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
😮
love….jill

[Carrie Brown]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Paul Goodwin]

Prince Charles is driving his Land Rover to Sandringham to see his
mummy.
He enters the gate and waves at the guard, just as he pulls onto the
driveway he feels a *bump* and a high pitched howling noise. He quickly
stops the car and gets out, to his horror he sees one of his mummy’s
Corgis
badly crushed under the wheel of the car.

The poor dog is already dead and Prince Charles does not know what to
do.
His mummy will be heart broken and she will be very upset with him.

Just then there was a bright flash and *pooof* a beautiful fairy
appeared
floating in front of him.

“Who are you?” Asked Prince Charles

“I’m your fairy godmother” she replied in a soft voice “I sensed you
were
in need and am here to grant you any wish you desire”.

“Any wish I desire” repeated Prince Charles “What luck! Well as you can
see
I just ran over one of mummy’s dogs and she will be most upset. So
please,
can you bring the doggy back to life?”

The fairy godmother took out her magic wand and walked over to the
squashed
Corgi and after looking at it for a while she said “It is very errrr,
squashed and I’m afraid my fairy magic has its limits you know. Isn’t
there
anything else you desire, another wish i could grant you?”

Prince Charles scratched his head and thought about it for a while “Ah
ha”
he said “I know what I would like to wish for. Please can you make
Camilla
as beautiful as Diana was?”

The fairy godmother had a stunned look on her face, she paused for a
second,
“well, perhaps I could have another try at the dog”

🙂

[Mike Grant]

Why the long face Camilla!

:lol1:

[John Singh]

Nice one Steve and Mort

:lol1: :lol1:

John

[Shane Drew]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”

Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”

Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,”

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am officially the smallest person in the world.”

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and said, “Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?”

[Paul Goodwin]

^^^ :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Paul Cox]

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

The Queen has finally given her approval of Charles & Camilla’s Wedding, she’s giving Camilla an All Expenses Paid Weekend in Paris along with Chauffeur and Bodyguard.

:lol1:

[John Singh]

Awwwwwwww! That’s nice

Should be a real scream