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Blonde children are smarter?
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled,” we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. 10!“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, ‘ we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B , C , D, E , F , G!”“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde”“The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls have flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36cs.“Very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“No, honey. It’s because you’re 24!” -
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told this one to a client today… he laughed so hard he nearly choked…Turns out he has a 24 yo Blonde daughter…. didn’t have the courage to ask him what grade she was in 😳
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My 15 year old daughter is blonde and I mean blonde 😮
Conversation in our car going to school this morning went like this
Youngest daughter says
“Mum Im going to take you on a shopping spree”
I said
“Yeah right, Ive got no money to spend”
“ok” she says laughing ” we’ll go on a shoplifting spree then”
Blonde daughter looks at me puzzled and says
“how are you going to do that? you can’t lift shops”
It took my blonde daughter about 1min to realise what she had said :doh:This blonde daughter of mine is likely to get A stars in all her subjects at school this year and she still comes out with nonsense like that :lol1:
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That is funny Jayne.
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Even my blonde 12 year old daughter laughed at that! Although she told me one of her own;
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all fell off a cliff, which one hit the ground last?
The blonde, she stopped to ask directions…. -
quote Marcella:😀
Even my blonde 12 year old daughter laughed at that! Although she told me one of her own;
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all fell off a cliff, which one hit the ground last?
The blonde, she stopped to ask directions….:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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