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Batman is watching…
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
“Batman is watching you.”He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back
on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
“Batman is watching you.”Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot. “Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
“Robin,” replied the bird.
“Robin?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of stupid people would name
a parrot Robin?”The bird promptly answered, “Probably the same kind of people that
would name a Rotweiller “Batman”! -
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That’s a good one, Shane :lol1: :lol1:
Hope you feel better soon.
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And not forgetting his superhero friend superman.
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or this fella of course
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It was around here somewhere!
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