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AUSTRALIAN FIRST AID
A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After
a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two
locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie
The woman signalled ‘No!’, desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack Of her
bottom.This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the Obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I’d heard of that bloody Hind
Lick Manoeuvre, but that’s the first time I ever seen somebody do it. -
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:lol1: :rofl: :rofl: Nearly choked on me cornflakes!
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Corn Flakes at 10.00 am Lorraine?
You gone part time? 😀
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i was to scared to say that :lol1:
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Three aussie men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’ t see anything, the second day he didn’ t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.
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quote John Childs:Corn Flakes at 10.00 am Lorraine?
You gone part time? 😀
Nope. First chance I had to eat!
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