Aussi toilet paper

[John Singh]

Twas funny that

I remember many moons ago we were half way through decorating the bathroom and a friend visited and wanted to use the bathroom

He came out with with some heavy grade sandpaper and said

"Your toilet papers a bit rough mate!"

[Shane Drew]

:lol1: :lol1:

My grandparents were live in caretaker for the education dept in western australia (woodlands High School for any of our aussie members – I think its a housing estate now) many moons ago, and the only thing I really remember about his job was that the education dept supplied all the daily needs as part of his job.

They lived onsite, and whenever we would visit, I’d hate going to the loo, because the paper was so cheap and nasty, it was a nightmare to use.

1 ply and the most polished paper I’ve ever seen. You’d have to scrunch it up into a big ball to get any ‘action’ , if you know what I mean.

Ah yes, those were the days…… 😮

[James Martin]

Well you can shove both those extremes right up your ars*

One sheet of that stuff we all use for cleaning vans and the like does the job every time.

Good for at least 5 folds as well.

[Ian Johnston]

(You’ve got to read this in an Indian accent)

An Indian Man walk into a corner shop and says

"i’m looking for some toilet paper",

The store keeper says i’ve got three types
Andrex ultra at £2 a roll
Charmin at £ 1.50 a Roll
and Unbranded at 50p

I’ll take the unbranded, says the Indian.

Next day the Indian Returns,

"I’ve got a name for your no name toilet paper"

What you going to call it says the storekeeper.

" I’m calling it John Wayne Toilet paper"

"Why John Wayne Toilet paper" says the Store keeper

The Indian Replies, " Because it’s Rough N It’s Tough, N It takes Noooo Sh1t From Indian"

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