Are you an alcoholic?

[Andy Gorman]

If, and it is a big if, I were a hermaphrodite, or maybe a cross dresser, I would technically be able to have 35 units. Wouldn’t I?

I’d still be a wino.

[Peter Normington]

I posted this phil, So what do you think?
https://www.uksignboards.com/viewtopic.php?p=69274#69274
😀
Peter

[Robert Lambie]

quote rightsigns:

Bacardi breezers don’t count as they are for Cissy’s 😉

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: im T-total then mate 😉

[Roy Roberts]

🙂 I can take it or leave it, 🙂

Suppose this was due to the introduction of the stuff at (drink1) 16 whilst in the forces. (drink1)

I only hope I can do the same with :yikes: smoking :yikes: as I have vowed to stop on the 1st March, along with 6 mates.

[Dave Hambrook]

According to Government figures I can only drink one night a week then?
Work hard drink hard or is that supposed to be play hard?

Dave

[Nigel Pugh]

I’m a alcoholic pink elephant…..and I keep seeing humans floating by.

[Iain Gordon]

As you may be aware i have my own pub and probably have about 2 pints a week…. How sad is that??????

[Vince Francis]

So that covers fridays session for me!

Maybe thats why i lost the six pack in favour of a keg! :lol1:

Thats my excuse

(hot)

Vince

[Vince Francis]

Are you sure they dont mean 21 units a night?

Thats does sound more plausable!

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[Bill Dewison]

21 units a week! 😮 Thats kind of a low figure, I consume an average of 56 units a week, and I don’t class myself as a heavy drinker 😕

Working on the government figures though, one pint would equal 2 units, so if someone were to go out on a Friday night and consume 10 pints, apart from not being able to stand up, would have consumed 20 out of the 21 units 😮 Bizarre!

Cheers, Dewi

[Shane Drew]

quote fredthelad:

As you may be aware i have my own pub and probably have about 2 pints a week…. How sad is that??????

Fred, I see a big difference between the other lads here that consume the grog, and your own consumption.

Everyone else that drinks at your pub, is money in your pocket. but when you drink, it is money out of your pocket. That would be enough to get me to only have a few :lol1:

I am not a big drinker anyway. I only consume grog on days of the week that end in a ‘y’

cheers

[Nicola McIntosh]

i drink 28 units a week……..so i’m over the recommend dosage!! 😮 so what!! i work hard so i like to relax and enjoy the rest of my evening!! 😀
it’s a lot of codswallop 🙄 try telling the french…’your not allowed to drink more 2 glasses of wine a night.. 😮 ye right 😀 😀 😉

Nik

[Roy Roffey]

my names roffs…………………and I’m a alcoholic

[Vince Francis]

my names roffs…………………and I’m a alcoholic

But dont it just help in this game!!!

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[Marekdlux]

I have two big plastic tubs that the garbage man picks up every Tuesday for recycling. Most of the time they are both full of bottles. And I live alone!
-Marek

[John Childs]

Despite having a fair collection in my cellar (about 400 bottles of red and 200 of white, plus a few of champagne) I don’t actually drink that much. The thought of having a drink in the evening never crosses my mind, however, put me in the right company round the dinner table and watch it disappear. 🙂 In the right circumstances, like an evening in my favourite Normandy hostelry, and five units an hour is not unheard of. Good job it doesn’t happen all that frequently.

I suppose that makes me the worst of all beasts – the binge drinker. Just don’t tell my doctor!!!!

[Bill Dewison]

Can I live in your cellar please John?

Cheers, Dewi

[Tim Painter]

Well this week I have stinking cold so the Whiskey is purely medicinal!

So thats me off the hook. *drink*

Tim.

[John Childs]

Of course you can live in my cellar Dewi. I’m sure we can negotiate a figure for the rent.

Of course, the view isn’t up to much.

[Bill Dewison]

Over 600 bottles of plonk, who cares about the view! Does the rent include a cork screw? 😀

Cheers, Dewi

[John Childs]

Plonk!!!!!!

You cheeky sod. 😀

It’s all good quality stuff!

[mark walker]

Whatever Dewi offers I’ll pay more!!

[Bill Dewison]

quote johnchilds:

Plonk!!!!!!

You cheeky sod. 😀

It’s all good quality stuff!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

I take it thats a no for the bottle opener then? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Cheers, Dewi

[Phill Fenton]

I see the voting has swung in favour of the moderate drinkers 😕

Come on all you sly tipplers – give us your support and lets swing the vote the other way.

By the way “My name is Shirley and I’m an alcoholic transvestite” 😕

[John Singh]

I do like to have a regular tipple
Spirits don’t seem to affect me for some reason (up to a point of course)

I like to relax in the evening and chill out with a glass (glass, glass, glass)

Just recently however I’ve just gone teetotal just to prove a point to myself that I’m not hooked

Its six weeks thus far
Seem to be eating loads of chocolate and other niceties

Its just to prove a point you know!

Guess I’ll be back soon

John

[Marekdlux]

When I was in Wales last September for a wedding, everyone gave me a strange look when I didn’t have a pint of beer with my breakfast the day after the wedding. It was the only day I was feeling under the weather and you would have thought I had some disease the way everyone was looking at me and staying away. My family takes their drinking seriously. I don’t think they would let me back in the country if I had more blood than alcohol in my system! I might post some pictures and a story about the “safety” meeting they had while I was out there….stay tuned! 😀
-Marek

[Mark Shipley]

We make our own wine and currently there are 10 gallons of Chardonay on the go plus 5 gallons of Rioja and 5 gallons of Shiraz (only 120 bottles on the go at the mo).

We don’t drink it all ourselves, family and friends do enjoy giving us a helping hand when they visit.

It’s much cheaper than buying wine and in most cases it’s usually better than most bought mid range wines (£5-£10 per bottle).

Oh, and it’s fun making it!

Mark