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Anyone for Chilli??????????
Says it all itself lol……..
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas.
He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded
staring blankly at a bowl of chilli.After about 15 minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do”?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner states
“Nah, go ahead”
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the
bottom and notices a rotten dead rat in the chilli. The sight was shocking
and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got too”(:) (:) (:) (:) (:) (:) (:)
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ewwwwwwwwwwww
:vomit:
But sooo funny!
I was gonna make chili tonight for supper too, but I’m fresh outta rotten dead rats.
Love….Jill -
That reminds me of the young cowboy who swung open the swing doors of the saloon and stolled up to the bar. Looking around him he notices someone sitting at a piano in the corner, he then drew his gun and fired 2 shots at the piano player hitting both of his ear lobes. However, with blood pouring from his ears he carried on playing the piano. The youngster twirled his gun round his finger and returned it to the holster. The bartender looked at the smiling cowboy and said “That was mighty fine shooting, can I have a look at your gun” “Yeah OK” the cowboy replied as he took the gun out of the holster and placed on the bar. The bartender picked it up and examined it carefully and leaning over towards the cowboy, he offered him some advice. “If I were you I’d file the sight of the end of the barrel and smear grease along the length of the barrel.” The cowboy looked at the bartender and asked “Do you think this will help me to draw faster?” Shrugging his shoulders the bartender replied “Well, I’m not sure about that, It’s just that when Billy the Kid has finished his favourite tune I’ve a good idea as to where he will stick it.
Cheers
Jim -
quote :but I’m fresh outta rotten dead ratsmmmmm most fast food places have a healthy stock lol
:rules: no advertising any food places that may supply dead rats!
Sorry Rob
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I know where you can find a finger. Jill might get that one.
-Marek -
errrrrmm 🙄 lol
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