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    Posted by Shane Drew on January 9, 2006 at 12:18 pm

    An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

    The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

    The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of what he had just witnessed.

    The little boy said, “He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again.”

    Lorraine Clinch replied 18 years, 4 months ago 3 Members · 3 Replies
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  • Nick Minall

    Member
    January 9, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    Shane… what would we do without you 😀 :rofl: keep it coming mate 😀

    Nick.

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    January 9, 2006 at 1:13 pm
    quote Nick Minall:

    Shane… what would we do without you 😀 :rofl: keep it coming mate 😀

    Nick.

    probably get more work done I’d suspect 😳

  • Lorraine Clinch

    Member
    January 9, 2006 at 1:20 pm

    Forget work-I have! 🙁

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