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    Posted by Shane Drew on October 3, 2005 at 11:56 am

    After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband’s attention, he’d just shrug her off with some bored comment.

    This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth.

    The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported “Goony bird” and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, “Goony bird! The table!”

    Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, “Goony bird! The shelf!”

    Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds.

    “Wow!” said the wife, “If this doesn’t attract my husband’s attention, nothing will!” So she bought the bird and took it home.

    When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. “Honey!” she exclaimed, “I’ve got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!”

    The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, “Goony Bird, my foot!”

    Shane Drew replied 18 years, 7 months ago 2 Members · 2 Replies
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  • Martin Pearson

    Member
    October 3, 2005 at 1:00 pm

    Shane, many years ago when I first heard this one I’m almost sure it wasn’t goony bird my foot!!!!!!

    Have you cleaned it up a bit for the boards?

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    October 3, 2005 at 9:47 pm
    quote martin:

    Shane, many years ago when I first heard this one I’m almost sure it wasn’t goony bird my foot!!!!!!

    Have you cleaned it up a bit for the boards?

    got it from a family friendly site. I usually clean em up tho. If I am not comfortable with my kids reading ’em I don’t usually post ’em or I clean ’em up. (if that makes any sense)

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