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    A midget went to buy a horse……..

    Posted by Mike Grant on August 27, 2005 at 11:40 am

    A midget went to buy a horse……..
    After having a good look at the horse from his restricted height he asked the seller….

    Exthcuth me, would you be tho kind and lift me up tho I can thee her teeth!
    The seller lifted him up and he had a look at the teeth.

    Thank you thir! Now would you be tho kind and lift me up tho I can thee her earth!
    The seller lifted him up and he had a look at her ears.

    Thank you thir! Now would you be tho kind and lift me up tho I can thee her eyeths
    The seller lifted him up and he had a look at her eyes.

    Thank you thir! Now would you be tho kind and let me thee her twot!
    The seller lifted him up and with a deep breath shoved the midgets head into the horse, left him there for 30 seconds and then pulled him out.

    Then the midget said….Let me wefwaith that last wequest……….

    Can I thee her wun awound!

    Robert Lambie replied 18 years, 8 months ago 3 Members · 3 Replies
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