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A lesson for us all!
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a total stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It’s three o’clock in the morning.” He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife. “Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asked.
“No. I did not. It is three o’clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!.”
His wife said, “Don’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him.”The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, “Hello! Are you still there?”“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes! Please!” comes the reply from the darkness.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing!”
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6 Replies
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Shane 😮
that’s bad …… 🙄
Mark
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: must be my sad sense of humour mark :lol1: i was laughing :lol1: :lol1:
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Rob,
It must be tooo early in the day 😉
Mark
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what… day?… i thought it was still night??? i better get to bed 😮 :lol1:
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quote Robert Lambie:what… day?… i thought it was still night??? i better get to bed 😮 :lol1:You on your 24th Breezer now Rob *hair*
Steve
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quote Robert Lambie::lol1: :lol1: :lol1: must be my sad sense of humour mark :lol1: i was laughing :lol1: :lol1:we must both have a warped sense of humour then rob 😮 :lol1:
My wife will be pleased coz she thinks my humour is one of a kind. She’s happy to know that I will have company in the asylum anyway 😛
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