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A couple of Rudey Riddles
Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kickQ.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it.Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jawQ: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyesWhat is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ballQ. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it aloneQ: What’s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutesErr should I be putting males down???? lol
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: very good!
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:lol1: :lol1:
Thanks for that Vince, made me laugh!
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