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A clever play on words
Well i thought it was good!!
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a coach journey, (it was AfterEight).
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman’s Friend.On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said.
“I’m the one with the Nuts” he thought.
Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in the Hotel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn’t long before he
slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.He showed her his Curly Wurly. But Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen as she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip up Bourneville
Boulevard.
He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.
She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out.
However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. So he did
A Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbet. At the same time he gave her a
Gob Stopper.Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly,
He was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Miss Rowntree hadA Box of Assorted Creams.
She had been with All Sorts!!!!!!! (hot) (hot) (hot) (hot) (hot)
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:noeveil:
:lol1: Thats quite funny!! Kind of naughty in a sweetish way 😛
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