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A blind man enters a lesbian bar….
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it’s fair – given that you are blind – that you know five things:
#1 – The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 – The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 – I’m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
#5 – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
“Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.” -
1 Reply
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Still a classic! Nice one Shane.
-Marek
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