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17 fatal things to say to the pregnant wife….
17. “I finished the Oreos.”
16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs 40 pounds.”
15. “Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!”
14. “Harry’s wife was not half as big as you when she was pregnant!”
13. “Well, couldn’t they induce labor? The 25th is the Grand Final!”
12. “Darned if you ain’t about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.”
11. “Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that’s gotta hurt.”
10. “Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!”
9. “Are you going out, looking like that?”
8. “Are your ankles supposed to look like that?”
7. “Get your *own* ice cream.”
6. “Gee, you’re awfully puffy looking today.”
5. “You sure your not having twins?”
4. “Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.”
3. “Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!”
2. “What do you mean, you have to go to the toilet again!…”And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant:
1. “You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger…”
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18. “Labour.. Now!… can’t it wait, its 2 in the morning!…”
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quote Shane Drew:And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant:1. “You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger…”
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