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just kids at heart
Just taken a few extracts from real test papers at a Junior school;
If you know a little about your Bible you’ll see the funny side
The Jews are a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals
In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery
Moses died before he ever reached Canada
The greatest miracle in the Bible was when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption
St John the blacksmith dumped water on his head
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony
One of the oppossums was St Matthew who was also a taximan
Samson slayed the philistines with axe of the Apostles
Enjoy :lol1:
John
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1 Reply
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
Excellent stuff!!
This is a great test to see if Versacamm output is ‘tear’ proof and no that isn’t a RIPing pun.
Mark
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