• Peter Normington

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 8:14 pm

    Check out impact on the home page, You can buy the outlines from them. or from others.
    Peter

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 10:58 pm

    If you don’t already have an outline CD with a 2002 Transit – then there’s no hope for you in this business. Better to find a new career I’d say!!

  • Bill Dewison

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:16 pm

    Now I’m depressed, I don’t have that outline either 😥 😥

    A shifty alternative, or should I say the cheapskate alternative (which renders me a scrooge) is to grab a digi picture of the van and measure the panels. Long winded, but once you have the measurements and a photo on file, you can use them again and again 😀

    If that sounds too much, its down to an outline CD.

    Cheers, Dewi

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:20 pm

    When did you learn to be diplomatic Dewi :lol1: :lol1:

  • Paul Goodwin

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:28 pm

    Whats a Transit?
    :lol1:

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    I can’t believe you’ve got me checking my Impact library to see if I’m in the right job. Apparently I am. Bugger!

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:35 pm

    Gordon – you don’t need to check your CD’s to know you’re in the right job – you are – so there – the games a bogey – it’s my ball and I’m going home 😕

    sniff!!

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:41 pm

    Very good Phill.

    But who’s Gary?

    Or Gordon….

    ….or Geoff

    …..or Gerry

    …..or Grahame
    …..

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:49 pm
    quote big G:

    Very good Phill.

    But who’s Gary?

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: phil…. its big geraldine fae barlanark 😉 but only at the weekend :lol1:

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    March 14, 2005 at 11:53 pm

    Rob, you’ve guessed my username for UKCROSSDRESSERS.COM !

    My weekend name is Sawney Bean!

    (Come on, look it up in your big book of Scottish folklore)

  • Bill Dewison

    Member
    March 15, 2005 at 12:44 am

    Wasn’t that the Scottish Genocologist that had to retire due to poor eyesight? He saw nay bean?

    Cheers, Dewi

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    March 15, 2005 at 12:47 am

    No.

    (yawn)

  • Marekdlux

    Member
    March 15, 2005 at 12:50 am

    Alexander ‘Sawney’ Bean
    14th C. – 15th C.

    Cannibal and mass-murderer. Born in the late 14th C. in East Lothian, the son of a ditcher and hedger, Bean is said to have been work-shy and dishonest and he took a similarly-minded wife. The couple were forced to leave the area, settling in a deep cave at Bennane Head, near Ballantrae (South Ayrshire; although then Galloway), where they lived for the next 25 years. They rarely visited the nearby villages and thus their existence was effectively unknown. They had many children and, through incestuous relations, the family grew to a gang of 46 people.

    Travellers began to go missing and, while the authorities accused and even executed several inn-keepers and vagrants, the problem persisted, with possibly several hundred disappearances. Having robbed their victims, the Beans would drag them back to their cave where they were eaten or their flesh smoked to preserve it for future consumption. The local villagers became suspicious when body parts started washing up on beaches nearby. The Beans had apparently thrown the remains of the carcasses into the sea. However, it was only when one man escaped and reported an attack to the authorities in Glasgow that a full-scale search for the ruthless killers was instigated. The reports were so horrific that it was King James I (1394 – 1437) himself who led a troop of 400 soldiers, with several blood-hounds, to undertake a systematic search. The cave was discovered, along with money, stolen possessions and human remains. The Beans, who had become utterly accustomed to their life of cannibalism, the children having known nothing else, could not see the error of their ways. The entire family were taken to Edinburgh in chains, where they were kept in the Tolbooth jail, before being taken to Leith to be executed. Their execution was a particularly gruesome affair; the men had their limbs amputated and where allowed to bleed to death, while the women and children were burned at the stake.

    Remind me not to try any of your smoked meat Andy. 😮
    -Marek

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    March 15, 2005 at 12:54 am

    Give that boy a donut. I’ve been reading an article on this man recently. Brilliant, mad as a……..Scotsman.

    Anyway, what was this thread about…..oh yes, NO you can’t have a transit outline. Naughty boy!

  • mark walker

    Member
    March 15, 2005 at 11:23 am

    Dewi, you big fibber, thought you said your relatives where from the land of vikings? All makes sence now. 😉
    To think, I was wondering why you had no neighbours!! 😮

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