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The Gates of heaven
Figo, Ronaldo and Beckham are at the pearly gates of heaven, when St.
Peter opens the gate. He turns to Figo and asks “Why do you deserve eternal happiness in heaven my son?”Figo replies “I am an artist, I inspire young people to be great
footballers, and in turn take them away from a life of crime.”St. Peter nods, impressed. He turns to Ronaldo and asks the same question.
Ronaldo retorts “When I play football I treat everyone as an equal, I see
no ethnic or racial divides. The boy from Rio is the same as the superstar
from Madrid.”Once again St. Peter is impressed, and nods. Next he turns to Beckham …
Wait for it
… “I suppose you’re looking for your ball back?”
😆
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5 Replies
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Nice one mate 😆 😆
Nigel
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classic :rofl:
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sorry a bit becks today — very good
chris
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:lol1: oooohhhhhh that is a good one!!!
But ………. Beckham *swoon* he is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :cheer:
Carrie 😀
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quote Carrie::lol1: oooohhhhhh that is a good one!!!But ………. Beckham *swoon* he is niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :cheer:
Carrie 😀
Well the guy has lots to help him – like an IQ equivalent to his shoe size
Alan
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