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  • smutty toilet signs needed

    Posted by Stephen Ingham on 2 June 2009 at 12:12

    Hi all, can anyone suggest any smutty slogans to go on some toilet signs please.

    I suppose things like:
    now you’ve emptied yourself please remember to empty the tank…

    i’m sure you get what am after

    cheers
    stephen

    Stephen Ingham replied 16 years, 4 months ago 12 Members · 14 Replies
  • 14 Replies
  • George Elsmore

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 12:21

    pimps & hoes 🙄

  • John Wilson

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 12:24

    "This way to the shit hoose" :lol1:

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 12:25

    Our aim is to keep these toilets clean, your aim would help.

  • George Elsmore

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 12:25

    this way to siphon the python 😮

    this way to shake your lettuce 🙄

  • Jeremy Howes

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 12:41

    Battersey Dogs Home = Pointers & Setters

  • Gordon Galloway

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 13:05

    We aim to please. Would you aim too please.

  • Glenn Sharp

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 16:34

    one of the pubs I go in has got above the symbols D1ck & F@nny

  • David Lowery

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 16:36

    Don’t put ciggy dimps in the urinals – it makes them soggy and hard to light 🙄

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 16:44

    knobs and knockers

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 16:51

    did a google for names there and found this… :lol1:


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  • Gill Harrison

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 17:33

    Thats gross Rob :lol1: :lol1:

    No job is finished until the paperwork is done…… or another

    If you sprinkle when you tinkle……
    be a sweetie and wipe the seatie

  • Andrew Blackett

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 17:34

    Not so much smutty but its funny all the same!

  • Mike Grant

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 18:36

    Please do not put cigarette ends in the urinals as we don’t pi$$ in your ashtrays

  • Stephen Ingham

    Member
    2 June 2009 at 21:00

    Hi, thanks all for the replies..

    Cheers
    stephen

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