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"Your Fly is Open"
Subject: Ten Most Polite Ways to say “Your Zipper is Down”:
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7 . Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars…..but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped…..
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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In australia it is polite to say to the bloke concerned to ‘wipe your chin’. Not sure why, but most guys go for the fly whenever another bloke says it to them 😳 These ones will make for some better responses tho, even if it is from everyone else in the room 🙄
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I normaly say
“have you got your pilots licence then?”
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