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Q & A for our male members
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Q: How do you fix a women’s watch?
A: You don’t. There’s a clock on the oven.Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.Q: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won’t do what she’s told. -
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I can feel something shaking !
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quote Lance Sherrard:I can feel something shaking !…. just as well I edited out the REALLY bad ones Lance 😕
I should have printed a disclaimer: the veiws expressed here are not neccessarily those of the poster…. or something like that.
Anyway, UKSB’s is an equal opportunity boards… isn’t it?…. Rob?…. Help me out here…. please… 😳
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quote Shane Drew:quote Lance Sherrard:I can feel something shaking !
…. just as well I edited out the REALLY bad ones Lance 😕
There’s no bad ones in there Shane, all’s good.
Just as a side note to everyone else on this board
I do not know this man Shane Drew and often I do not understand his posts. 🙄 -
quote Lance Sherrard:Just as a side note to everyone else on this board
I do not know this man Shane Drew and often I do not understand his posts. 🙄Me too, never met the guy. 😮
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What guy ?
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