Old shop sticker wording

[Alan]

I don’t know of that one Alan, but I did see one a few years back that read;

Open Mon. to Sat. 9am to 6pm.
Wednesday afternoons a bit iffy. (hmm)

Alan

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Hi Alan…
I have seen something like that too…
But I can’t find it!
I will try to locate it for you.
In the meantime…
Just make yourself a
GONE FISHIN’
sign…it should cover anything.
Love- JILL 😉

[Gazza]

How about this one Ala?

Open when i get here
Closed when i get bored
lunch everyday
late night when the wife’s home
weekend so you’re a joker eh!
Half-day mon – fri

i smiled when i seen this one

Gaz

[Simon Clayton]

Good one Gazza.

I will have to keep that one

Simon

[AaSk4Stickers]

Many thanks Alan, Jill and Gazza.

“‘er indoors” is still keen on finding the missing words to the one I quoted.

Jill – If you remember what the words were, I would be eternally grateful – I would even go so far as to promise that I won’t ever comment about your new, new hairstyle / image

Cheers

Alan

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Alan:
Open Monday thru Friday 9-5
Except when we are closed.
Daily lunch 11-1
And until 3 on Wednesdays
(Spaghetti Buffet)
You might catch us after 7 pm Tuesday
Unless we are at the Bowling Alley
Saturdays we are here by chance
It’s a good chance we’re at the bar.
Sunday we will be closed for Church
Unless we have a hangover.

I just made that up. I looked everywhere too,
but could not find the original.
So put THAT in yer pipe and smoke it!
And whatsa matter with my hair?
Love-JILL 😉

[Jenny]

OK this is really corny…

Sometimes we’re open at 6am
Sometimes we are here til’ late
At other times we are not here at all
…BUT sometimes is better than never
and never is best of all…

PS Jill, I liked the pink hair it was kool man!

[AaSk4Stickers]

Hiya Jill

Your hair looks great – pink or otherwise – believe me nobody who has as little hair as I have, would ever make any derogatory comments about someone else’s barnet
😀

Thanks for the suggested wording btw, but it’s not “quite” the original.

Also by the way, my pipe has been “filed” away for quite a while now, and I feel much better as a result.
(hot)

You don’t happen to have seen a little electronic gadget near you? It was supposed to go to the other “Mars” but perhaps one of our European “Allies” built the navigation system
😀

Hiya Jenny

I have passed your suggestion on – I am awaiting for the “roar of approval”
(hot)
or otherwise
😥

Regards to all in the nicest spot in Oz

Alan

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Alan…
Jenny’s response is fairly similar to the one I saw.
And it is OK to tease me. I have 3 older brothers
& am quite used to it after 41 years. 😆
I saw a weird vehicle when I was in Mars last week.
It was parked at Good Old Uncle Bob’s.
Guess the owners had closed their shop for lunch.
Love-JILL

[AaSk4Stickers]

Jill

(<(
Where … where … where
(alien)

(oogle)

41? Gawd, you’re just a baby

(-music)

LOL
Alan

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Alan…I really do live near Mars. Check out this link.
http://www.purvisbros.com/mars/marstop.htm
Love-JILL

[John Singh]

Yeah! you may have fancy cars and schools and stuff at Mars but the burning question is do you have water 😆

John