Miss March – For Fun & Charity

[Jayne Marsh]

This thread gets funnier and funnier, Dave Bruce…………..sooooooooo thats what you keep under your kilt 😳 Love the boots :lol1:
Lyn you are so much braver than me, looking good, I agree that the vinyl is a bit reflective for my tastes :lol1:

[Dave Bruce]

Well impressive Lynn, love the stance too.

Who cares what vinyl you use, or what the printer is.

Dave

[Marcella Ross]

:rofl:

This is getting funnier and funnier! I bet this is the first thread everyone looks at each day when they log on!!!!

My hubby has been daring me to participate but I’ve been WAY to sober to be talked into it! The last thing you need is a Bubbles DeVere lookalike(little britain character for those who are wondering what I’m on about) :vomit:

Lynn – Well done – you’ve got a good pair of pins!

Although I agree with the majority ….. well Robert are you joining in?

[Dave Bruce]

Go on, go on, go on, you know you want to really, it is all done in the best possible taste (legs cross high in the air).

Think of it as art.

Dave

[Martin Pearson]

I don’t know, go away for a couple of days and when you come back you think you have logged on to the wrong site!!!!
Well done to all of you who have taken part, this has certainly brought a smile to my face and brightened up the week.

[Hugh Potter]

well done Lynn !

[Jill Marie Welsh]

See what happens?
I don’t log on for two days and this place goes to hell in a handbasket!
Love….Jill

[Dave Bruce]

😮 is that look after seeing me in my sporran Jill

Dave

[Paul Franklin]

OK what the hell, I’m up for a bit of exhibitionism

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[Marcella Ross]

😀 😀 😀

Glad you used the BIG book of logos there! 😉 Well done!

[Dave Bruce]

Well done Paul, it looks as cold as my place. Feels vey strange taking your clothes of in your workshop, must do it more often then I would be used to it :lol1:

Dave

Marcella, we are still waiting.

[Carrie Brown]

Yay another naked peep :lol1: Good on you Paul, well done for joining in!!! 😉

Big book of logos very appropriate :lol1:

[Lorraine Clinch]

Ah, but why couldn’t we have had a small book of logos?

[Jayne Marsh]

Its funny how the size of coverings differs from man to man, :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
We’ve had a mouse, a sporran and now a BIG book of logos, the mind boggles!!!!!!!

[Hugh Potter]

i best get me A3 art pad at the ready then 😮 😉 😀 😀 🙄

[Marcella Ross]

quote DaveBruce:

Marcella, we are still waiting.

I know it’s Hallowe’en Dave but dear God that would frighten the cr@p out of everyone!

[Dave Bruce]

And only two girls Jayne, no good hiding in the background we will start on you next :lol1:
I am sure you and hubby can come up with a very sexy, artistic pose for yourself.

Dave

[Martin Pearson]

Oh what a shame, I was going to join in but I cant figure out how to use the self timer on the camera!!!

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote martin:

Oh what a shame, I was going to join in but I cant figure out how to use the self timer on the camera!!!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

nik

[Hugh Potter]

excuses excuses, wusses !!! come on girls/ladies, there’s nothing to it !!!

i reckon Rob ought to do it too, i bet you a uksg+gold that he doesnt !!

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[Carrie Brown]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: Yay good on you Hugh …… fantastic …. soooo funny …. I had tears ….. the naughty pose in the first one …… good sport!! I like the titles you have given the pics too …. reflective thong indeed :lol1:

I wonder if Rob would hold you to that bet?? :lol1: 😮 ….. come on Rob and Mr V ….. you know you want to …. stop pretending to be all shy 😛

[Hugh Potter]

well i figure that being from that far north, Rob’d sooner get his flesh out than his wallet !

[Dave Bruce]

Well done hugh, you look quite different in the second on, your face that is (as I haven’t seen anything else before)

Cheers

Dave

[Andrew Boyle]

excellent Hugh……..

this just gets funnier & funnier……..

[Dave Bruce]

Mr smoothy when do we get you on the calender then?

Dave

[Peter Normington]

Good ones Hugh,!

You should be careful though, grit rollers have a habit of flatening things.

peter

[Marekdlux]

:lol1:
I don’t think this thread will ever die.
-Marek

[Andrew Boyle]

Dave……..smoothie eh! that Nik’s got a lot to answer for…

would have to go in early or work late.. and how would I explain if someone popped in and I was leaning over the plotter with nothing on but a smile and “the book of everything a man understands about a woman” covering my privates

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Andrew Boyle:

Dave……..smoothie eh! that Nik’s got a lot to answer for…

but ye are a smoothie………… 😉 and a good one too 😀

quote andrew boyle:

and I was leaning over the plotter with nothing on but a smile and “the book of everything a man understands about a woman” covering my privates

just think…you can use any size of swooooosh you like andrew 😉

nik

[Stephen Morriss]

The mind boggles 😮

I think Martin beat the rest of us to the best excuse, I of course wouldn’t need to use anything artificial to cover myself, my rapidly expanding belly would do it for me 😕

Steve

[Robert Lambie]

hugh, that is classic mate…. you had my chuckling here like mutley…

this thread die? cant see it… been on the go about 5 days and we have over 330 posts/replies and approaching 6000 views :lol1:

as for me getting my kit off? 😮

[Andy Gorman]

What the fuck is going on here?

I have one busy week and hardly even look at the site and everyone starts taking their kit off!

And before anyone even suggests it……NOT A CHANCE!

Can anyone print that picture of Leigh onto a pillowcase for me? 😀

[Robert Lambie]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Roy Roffey]

i can see its been a productive day of nude sign making across the land 😮 😮

either the sign making industry has hit a recession or us sign makers are all exhibitionists 😀 😀

I’m the latter

[Bryan Cabrera]

I was already to do it! Had the backdrop all ready and as I was about to strip and bam! I was arrested for attempted indecent exposure!

Still managed to keep a smile on my face… wonder why????

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[Bryan Cabrera]

quote Hugh Potter:

i reckon Rob ought to do it too, i bet you a uksg+gold that he doesnt !!

Well Hugh I think that definetly deserves some sort of membership!

Well done!

[Dave Bruce]

Bryan send her over here, I need taking in to custody :lol1:

Please

Dave

[Andrew Daniel]

quote Marekdlux:

:lol1:
I don’t think this thread will ever die.
-Marek

I think everybody is coming out of their shell :lol1:

How did I miss this thread?!!? … Quality!

Thought you only needed 12 pictures for a calender? maybe we are having a picture for each week? – what the hell lets make it everyday 😳

Andy.

[Graham Martin]

quote DaveBruce:

Bryan send her over here, I need taking in to custody :lol1:

Please

Dave

O Boy yes please, Me too Graham

[steve geary]

Great Shot Bryan!
I believe you were gonna do it…..

… she looks familiar.

[Marcella Ross]

Hugh – Do you send a lot of time outside in the sun with a t-shirt on? You’re face and lower arms are a completely different colour from the rest of your bum – sorry body! 😳 😉
The ‘oops you’ve just caught me’ look is hysterical …. just the lipgloss that’s missing! 😀

[Hugh Potter]

lol !! i actually spend alot of time outside, but i tend not to go mad for the sun, if it’s too hot i’ll find the shade everytime ! just burn too easy ! you’ll rarely actually catch me without something on, except in the workshop of course, where i do all my work naked ! maybe i’ll borrow a sunbed on the job next week ! mrs reckons i’ll need a leg was while i’m there !

[Hugh Potter]

too chilly for the rest of ya then is it ?

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Looks like it was quite chilly in some of those photos! 😳
Rest assured that I won’t be putting one up.
I considered holding up 2 quarts of 1-Shot….but…nah.
If Stevo could find a very large roll of vinyl, maybe he will? 😉
Love…..Jill

[Peter Normington]

Go on Jill,
be a sport, We all love you like family,
so it will be like we have seen it all before,
Like you’re a sister, a mum, and a daughter.

Peter

[Robert Lambie]

my god this is approaching 7000 views and its not a week old yet! 😮

i think shes gonna blow cap’n! :lol1: :lol1:

[Dave Bruce]

I know it is a good crack and all, but it is a bit sad that it is the most popular post and not sign related!

I know you girls are just waiting for the post to die down a bit before you revitilise it with a new photo…….are’nt you?

Dave

At least I was part of it :lol1:

[Graham Martin]

quote DaveBruce:

I know it is a good crack and all, but it is a bit sad that it is the most popular post and not sign related!

I know you girls are just waiting for the post to die down a bit before you revitilise it with a new photo…….are’nt you?

Dave

At least I was part of it :lol1:

Dave I am polishing my whisle, like mad rubbing it hard to make it shine for the photo and I have got me kit off, but the smoke keeps getting in the way each time,
Sorry Ill keep trying to get a good shot for say mondays page at 11.30 pm the way this is going you will need to have one shot per hour. :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: Well done

[Jill Marie Welsh]

…for those who wondered what the rest of my avatar looked like…. 😳

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[Graham Martin]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

…for those who wondered what the rest of my avatar looked like…. 😳

O Boy O Boy it’s 20 passed midnight and I am blessed, what a lady, I am a stockings man, what legs Well Well Well, Jill what a lady, (oogle) (oogle) (oogle) (oogle) (oogle) (oogle) (oogle) :2thumbs: :2thumbs: I take my hat of to you.

[Peter Normington]

Nice pic jill,
doesnt count for the calendar, you still got clothes on.
I see you are religious though (holy Tights) 😀

off to bed in a hurry,

night all

Peter

[steve geary]

YOWZA! -googleye-
Nice pic Jill!

[Bryan Cabrera]

Very nice Cans Jill!!! Wouldn’t mind getting 1 Shot at those! 😉

Sorry couldn’t resist.

[Robert Lambie]

and which can would you need mate? the hardener one? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Bryan Cabrera]

quote Robert Lambie:

and which can would you need mate? the hardener one? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

😳

I see Rob, it’s payback!

[Robert Lambie]

quote Bryan Cabrera:

quote Robert Lambie:

and which can would you need mate? the hardener one? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

😳

I see Rob, it’s payback!

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

oh no, me and my big mouth…. 😮 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Bryan Cabrera]

quote Robert Lambie:

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

oh no, me and my big mouth…. 😮 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

No worries Rob, as I see it you owed me a couple!

[Graham Martin]

quote Peter Normington:

Nice pic jill,
doesnt count for the calendar, you still got clothes on.
I see you are religious though (holy Tights) 😀

off to bed in a hurry,

night all

Peter

Peter, I have noted that fish nets must be in , over the pond (USA) very nice girls , a truckers just been in, and he wants jill painting on both side’s of the truck, Big 10 .. 4 Jill all the lads in our workshop are voting for you. I think stockings add class, come on girls form the (UK) don’t forget the stocking lovers, Ha Ha Ha. (<( (<( (<( (<( (<( (<( (<(

[Hugh Potter]

lol, nice artistic piccy Jill, i love black and white retro type photography,

it’s very errr… 1930’s / 40’s / 50’s esque ! i like the overall pic, really ! just one or three cans too many obscuring the image !

[Stevo Chartrand]

Here’s how canadian sign painters work in the winter. It’s always handy to have the snow shovel around so I’ll use it as a mahl stick in case of an emergency shovelling.

Stevo

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[Marekdlux]

😮 😮 😮
Look guys, even the Canadians are joining in! Don’t be shy!
Nice one Stevo.
-Marek

[Graham Martin]

quote Stevo Chartrand:

Here’s how canadian sign painters work in the winter. It’s always handy to have the snow shovel around so I’ll use it as a mahl stick in case of an emergency shovelling.

Stevo

I have got to give it to you boy’s lots of bottle, well done. I am thinking what can I do with my
Mahl Stick????????????/ :appl: :appl: :appl: :appl: Well done

[Dave Bruce]

Weyhay :lol1: :lol1: good on you Steve, nice S you got there.

Cheers

Dave

[Hugh Potter]

way to go stevo !!!

[Peter Normington]

Nice one Stevo!
Are you snowed in already!

Peter

[Jill Marie Welsh]

…good thing it’s not a frontal…that apron is not long enuff!
Nice arse Babe.
Love…..Jill

[Stephen Morriss]

Nice curves Stevo, on the S that is. :lol1:

Jill, nice tins, very artistic.

Steve

[Peter Normington]

Naughty naughty Jill,
you always said size didn’t matter!

Peter

[Stevo Chartrand]

hahahahaha I can’t believe I did this, sober yet. You guys are a bad influence!!!

No snow here yet, but you should always be prepared!

Thanx for the compliments. 😳

Stevo

[Hugh Potter]

do we have enuf for a calendar yet ? need a couple more lasses first though i should think !

Rob, i have a mate who has done all our car club calenders, i think they retail at about £8 each, can look into it if ya like !

[Jill Marie Welsh]

hey they don’t call it Canadian Beef for nuthin.

[Lynn Normington]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

hey they don’t call it Canadian Beef for nuthin.

nice Lynn

[Carrie Brown]

Jill …… nice piccie …. very ooohhhlala 😉

Stevo …… you look fab!!! 😉 love the apron :lol1: red is definitely your colour!!

😛

[Leigh]

Woooo Hoooooooooo
Would you look at all this skin 😮 😮 😮 😎
This thread is getting better by the minute.
This is gonna’ be sum’ calendar – I think there are enough pictures to get to 2008

Except where is Rob’s pic??????

You all look so FAB (is that the right word? :lol1: )

Way to go (!)

[Marekdlux]

FAB? more like FLAB! :lol1:
I’m going on a diet, just as soon as I finish this case of beer.
-Marek

[Phill Fenton]

You’ve got a point Marek :lol1: :lol1:

Sometimes it’s better to just keep a dignified silence 😳

[Robert Lambie]

quote Phill:

You’ve got a point Marek :lol1: :lol1:

Sometimes it’s better to just keep a dignified silence 😳

ok phill, how about, you, me and martin, infact, bring in rod gray and john cornfeild too, and we will all do the ballon dance like used to be on tizwoz! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

we are all very close to each other anyway, after this, even closer 😉 :lol1:

[Marekdlux]

Save that for SignUK Robert. 😀

[Stephen Morriss]

quote Robert Lambie:

quote Phill:

ok phill, how about, you, me and martin, infact, bring in rod gray and john cornfeild too, and we will all do the ballon dance like used to be on tizwoz! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

we are all very close to each other anyway, after this, even closer 😉 :lol1:

Do I sense a big finale coming on Rob 😀

I was tempted for a few moments but came to my senses, good job my wife’s not here she would have made me do it anyway :lol1:

Steve

[Hugh Potter]

yeah yeah yeah ! come on steve, the girls are waiting (sure as hell know they’re not all posting !), your ass cant be worserer than mine !

[Peter Normington]

quote Hugh Potter:

yeah yeah yeah ! come on steve, the girls are waiting (sure as hell know they’re not all posting !), your ass cant be worserer than mine !

I like the word worserer 😀

Peter

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Hugh Potter:

yeah yeah yeah ! come on steve, the girls are waiting (sure as hell know they’re not all posting !), your ass cant be worserer than mine !

you wanna bet on that!! :lol1: :lol1:

thanks to cammy 😉 ……ed knows about this thread now…i tried to keep it quiet..typical male and he would want to browse on my valuable surfing times 😮 no-no…. ed is still waiting on marcella 😀

nik

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[Peter Normington]

thats the best one yet!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

[Lynn Normington]

😕 😕 😕 speechless for once in my life

Lynn

[Marcella Ross]

😀 😀 😀

That’s my picture you’ve just put up Nik!!!!!

To think that Bouncy Bouncy got pulled…… perhaps I should look that pic out again and stick my head on it! 😉

[Peter Normington]

So who does the bum belong to? Cant be you’rs Nik!
Peter

[Shane Drew]

Thanks very much 👿 Pumkin soup will never taste the same… 😥 😥

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Peter Normington:

So who does the bum belong to? Cant be you’rs Nik!
Peter

i think ed would have went walkies peter if it was….. :lol1: :lol1:

nik

[Lynn Normington]

you never know Nik some men like Pumpkin 😛

Lynn

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Marcella:

To think that Bouncy Bouncy got pulled…… perhaps I should look that pic out again and stick my head on it! 😉

so can i let ed know when the piccie will be loaded? :lol1: go on…. you’ll make ed and cammy’s night 😉 😉

nik

[Peter Normington]

So, now Ed knows about it………
what about a tastefull piccie, a few brushes discretely placed?
I did get misunderstood a little while ago, I asked for carrie and steve to post at the same time. instead I got marek and roff.
it was well worth it so… you and edd do it together, after all it is for charity
Peter

[Robert Lambie]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

peter you should have been a dj in a karaoke bar 😉 :lol1:

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Peter Normington:

So, now Ed knows about it………
what about a tastefull piccie, a few brushes discretely placed?
I did get misunderstood a little while ago, I asked for carrie and steve to post at the same time. instead I got marek and roff.
it was well worth it so… you and edd do it together, after all it is for charity
Peter

never in a month of sundays……. 😀 ive just showed you what my behind could look like in a couple of years…. :lol1: :lol1:

nik

[Peter Normington]

Well then nik, do it now!!! you can always look back and say thats what I used to look like!
Peter

[Peter Normington]

quote Nicola McIntosh:

quote Peter Normington:

So, now Ed knows about it………
what about a tastefull piccie, a few brushes discretely placed?
I did get misunderstood a little while ago, I asked for carrie and steve to post at the same time. instead I got marek and roff.
it was well worth it so… you and edd do it together, after all it is for charity
Peter

never in a month of sundays……. 😀 ive just showed you what my behind could look like in a couple of years…. :lol1: :lol1:

nik

big dare then, nik & ed I will start the bidding at £50 for your piccie.
Any advances? Or put a reserve on it?
Peter

[Shane Drew]

you’re the sort of kid that my dad wouldn’t let me play with at school peter 😮

stand your ground Nik :lol1:

[Peter Normington]

Well you missed out big time then Shane!!
Peter

[Shane Drew]

quote Peter Normington:

Well you missed out big time then Shane!!
Peter

:lol1: I suspect you may be right Peter 😛

[Robert Lambie]

well i would like to announce this thread has now cracked 400 replies and over 8200 views in 7 days! 😛 :lol1: 😉

[Peter Normington]

is that a record then?
Peter