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Miss March – For Fun & Charity
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yeh but…no but..yeh but…it wasn`t me
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Nice one Roffy… Vicky Pollard… and is that Science from Big Brother?
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whos that on the scooter behind you dave, and is that me in the background about to jump from that balcony? 😮
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from your darkly lit computer room
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science ? yeah but, no but, yeah but… i cant believe you just said that ! no its not, its her assumed boyfriend, cos kellys sister right, well she said that she was pregnant right but i know she’s a liar cos i was there and dave didnt do it with her, and i know she’s not done it yet cos Rob told me she’s still a virgin right cos she still wears white knickers right and i said so right, so but yeah but, huh, whateverrrr !
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“eh-ohhhhh” “eh-ohhhhh”
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OMG! I shouldn’t have watched telly last night…. look what I’ve missed. Thanks Marek! I look good there!!!! 😀
My fave has to be Vicky Pollard aka Dave! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Thanks Marek, I knew I wouldnt get away with it for long :lol1: I just wish I looked like that, maybe 20 years and two kids ago………..sigh :lol1:
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I just realised how busy everyone has been overnight, Dave you are coming in for some serious stick here, but all the piccies are brilliant, I have laughed myself silly. Vicky Pollard is one of my faves :lol1:
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Dave! Your head gets in everywhere :lol1:
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Oh my gordons!!! This thread is absolutely hysterical …… I wasnt about lastnight so just logged in and what do you know …. 3 pages to catch up on in this thread alone ……. I have been sat here in stitches!!!
Marek the malcolm family pic you did with everyone in is sooooo funny …. everyones heads fit in so well!!!! :lol1: :lol1:
Oh and Jayne wow you look sooo glam!! I like the way you get to look very tasteful and the rest of us just get the sleazy look :lol1:
Oh keep um coming !!!
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I was thinking the same Carrie, I got off VERY lightly compared to some people :lol1:
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How did I miss this??
Absolutely hysterical stuff here :clap2: Great Stuff, great stuff!!
LMAOAlmost peed my pants when I saw
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I think we went a little overboard with a few. :lol1:
I think we have enough for 2 years worth of calendars though.
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quote Marekdlux:I think we went a little overboard with a few. :lol1:
I think we have enough for 2 years worth of calendars though.
-Marekyeah I agree, the body my head is attatched to is almost deformed. Nothing like my 6 pack at all 😳
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hehe he
xmas ??? happy ending and all that ?? ….
hows comes Keanu always get the good looking lasses then ? just aint fair ! 😉
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Then again… Keanu and Trinity from Matrix.. Leigh looks a little like her
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whatchya mean foool ?
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like this ya mean dave ? i guess there is a slight similarity !
if only there was an emoticon for a wolf whistle !
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HUGH
you are my hero – I never looked so good! 😮
:lol1: a little pale, but hey,,,,,I’ll take ithow did you know I just adore Keanu 😳 😉
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Leigh your looking hot… actually you have some lovelly avatars but the one where u was blinking… is that u younger?
Not keen on Photopaint… Photoshop rules!
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The last one I did was of Rob last Xmas ……. and seeing as its coming up that time of year again ……. Couldnt he be our Mr Christmas???
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you’re welcome Leigh !! you only need to use a clone brush, i use “jasc paint shop pro” ver. 7.04, was given a copy by a friend, might be worth seeing if there’s a free download, i only ever use it for screen captures and messing about !
as for keanu… who wouldnt ! though my mrs is more of a brad pitt or robbie williams fan !
you can do alsorts with the clone brush !
like…..
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quote Dave Rowland:Not keen on Photopaint… Photoshop rules!Dave.. i’m guessing you’ve used both. i know photo paint well… I have photoshop and know its’s better, but any quick tips on how to get started learning it..? tutorials?
I just don’t know the tools.. i open it up and thought it’d be similar to photo paint, but….. it ain’t!I can’t get around illustrator well either, but know draw….
I’ve had ai and ps for years and don’t use them ….
any thoughts would be appreciated
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Steve, do you have a junior college in your area? I would check to see if they have any classes on those two progams. They have them here in California and they are pretty cheap. Also get a copy of “Classroom in a book”, you can probably find it on Amazon.com. They will have them for photoshop and illustrator. They are the books they usually use in the college classes. I think they are pretty good to get a good grasp of what the program can do.
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Crikey Hugh Rob looks like a bit of a cling-on …… I think its a cling-on you know the cornish pasty headed men on star-trek??
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cling-ons ……. uranus …….. oh no this isnt going to move onto dangle-berries too is it :lol1: Jill started a thread on that ages ago … Im still recovering now from it 😮
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on that subject there was a funny movie out years ago called “Flesh Gordon” it was a adult parody of flash gordon with a signing dancing jobbie up a space gorillas bum…. and yes i do watch any old trash
has anyone else seen that movie?
quite disgusting 😳
Andy
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If only I had that tuft of hair, Hugh :lol1:
Body’s about right though
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I missed Mr Singhs piccie …. :lol1: It was missing the jokes … thats why I missed it … Mr Singh has to be accompnied by jokes!!! 😉
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Andrew. lol… any more movies of that nature?
I learnt Photoshop 4 when I found PhotoPaint was just pretty poor (version 4-5-6), I also used another program until I found out how powerful Photoshop is, it’s memory handling is second to none,.,, several versions later still using it and can use Indesign. But still haven’t really mastered Illustrator yet as learnt from Corel.
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Dave I hope you have a good sense of humor cause’ you’re looking good as Baby New Year! :lol1: :lol1:
Mr. JanuaryAfter seeing Rob’s original post (poor Carrie 😉 )
I just had to…..now is he just a sexy guy or gay? 😉
(no offense meant to anyone)I stink at this…how do you guys work with these pictures so fast 🙄
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oh leigh… dear me… and actually that looks like my mother behind me too! no kiddin’ 😎
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: now thats not bloody fair. i was doing one of you leigh while that was posted, beat me too it 😀 ill not mention the other. 😉 :lol1:
yes i am gay actualy, and damn proud of it… 😉
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You all are so funny! :lol1:
I always thought so Rob :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
gay that is, not funny :lol1: :lol1: 😉now Dave – that’s just scary,,,,I swear I didn’t nab that from your personal photos on your computer – you know that one with your mother behind you from 1979 …. swear I wasn’t 😉 😀
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I know ill end up in a daft one but heres my photoshop effort…
Andy
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oh i know, Waite till Sign UK ill wear my hipster jeans. :lol1:
(sorry, just joking, please nobody take offense at my jokes. im comfortable in tight denim hot pants) 😉Dave Dave Dave… you are really coming in waves. one minute a cute 😉 musclebound model. next god knows what. your taking it well mate. good for you 😀 😉
Leigh, that’s actually how Dave was born, hasn’t changed a bit, just got smarter and gave birth to a beautiful mimaki JV3 😉 :lol1:That nappy (diaper, spelling for yanks) packs one hell of a print head these days, makes us little versacamms feel inadequate! 😳
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it was the coat that done it !!!!
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this is just great fun
What month will this be Hugh?
national Policeman’s month?
😉 :lol1:
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😀 😀 😀 😀
Was wondering when it would happen (!)
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quote Leigh:this is just great fun
What month will this be Hugh?
national Policeman’s month?
😉 :lol1:turning out to be the funniest thread. every time i see a new post im like.. “eh… whats gonna appear now?” :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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quote Leigh:this is just great fun
What month will this be Hugh?
national Policeman’s month?
😉 :lol1:personaly, our hugh looks good as a cadet, then again leigh would haveme say that now wouldnt she? 😉 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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quote Andrew Ritchie:I know ill end up in a daft one but heres my photoshop effort…
Andy
Nice one Andrew. 😀
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p.s.. dave put the soap box away mate… i know i said cadet, not same type mate, honest… 😮 no inks here mate… or print heads 😀 😉
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Ok you lot,
you’ve had you’re fun 😀
Now who will be the first to post a real piccie for the calender? WI style.
must be in the best possible taste though,
go on . strip off, discretely cover the ugly bits with anything sign related, and post the result.
I would do it, but because I will donate £50 to the first fully naked, discrete non altered real image of a uksb members (Sorry no members should be visible) chosen charity I’m not eligible.Peter
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nutter :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
i may have done it, but not flashing my extra long legs for you peter. perv! 😉 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
now on the other hand. i will take you to dinner mr normington should you strip to your sox and show us uksb what you made of… 😮 :lol1:
i swear to go i will not tell lynn 😀 😉
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peter insisted that I took this!
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do these count for peter’s contest???
they’re past halloweens..
and contrary to Robert, i’m not gay….. yet!Gimme a minute, i’ll find something.
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Lynn,
That’s Freakin AWESOME!WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
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you crazy bast**d :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
im p!ssing myself laughing here…, thats so funny…. its great!!!! 😀
nice one mate….
lynn…. he made you? no way… you demanded the guy posed for you 😉 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
have to say i love this thread…. its great. please…. please… keep it going 😉
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not getting involved like that… my avatar was taken when I was slim!
I need to go to the gym.. eeek
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where does that leave me I don’t wear sox 😛
Lynn
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I am absolutely fluffing wetting myself here ………
Andys one of Ant & Rob …… sooo funny!!! But then oh my gord …. Oh my gord …… I never ever thought Id see peter in almost all his glory ……. I have tears!!!
Oh you guys are such a good laugh …… everyone deserves a massive thank you for making this thread as good as it is ….. Fab!!!
Peter you are one cool blokey ….. getting yer kit off …. Im impressed!!
Im still wetting myself here!!!!!
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I only did it for the free meal off Rob,
You Next?
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:lol1: We’ve just been running around to see if we have anything sign related here …… but we dont …. the only thing Steve has in his van are tools ….. no vinyl or app tape or sign board!!
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oh my.. ur not thinking . oh my
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Lynn
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Carrie, find a bit of paper then, use a marker pen to say NO PARKING or something and cover the rude bits, don’t make excuses you are creative!
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Oh dont encourage us … we’ve just had a few drinks …. we are in a gullible state!! I could get Steve naked with a few tools …… not sure if a piece of paper would cover me enough :lol1:
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Go on Carrie!
it would be for charity any way,
And if two of you were the first to post as a pair I would double the donation! £100! sqibs to your charity.
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quote Peter Normington:Carrie, find a bit of paper then, use a marker pen to say NO PARKING or something and cover the rude bits, don’t make excuses you are creative!
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: i can hear peter and lynn chuckle….
“not all of them are as crazy as us” :lol1: :lol1:damn it petere all these bets and win your not gonna need to win quotes. :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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no !! join in 😛
Lynn
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Ok I know I am late to the Party! I have been trying to get on Photoshop for days now!
And I cheated and stole Leighs pic.
Here are my cover ideas.
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bryan! just when i was thinking i havent seen you in a while. you run up from behind and kick me in the goolies 😮 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
excellent mate. nice one 😉
p.s. watch that steve grear and co…. you are not safe. 😉
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bryan! just when i was thinking i havent seen you in a while. you run up from behind and kick me in the goolies 😮 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
:Sorry Rob couldn’t resist. I was thinking of the Dry bit when the thread started and then of course Steve beat me to the punch! Always one step ahead.
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quote Lynn:peter insisted that I took this!
Lynnoh my (<( (oogle) (<(
Here I am, having my breakfast, wondering how you nutters get any work done, and I stumble across Peter in all his glory. Turned me right off my cornflakes that did! 🙄 Does this thread have a censorship rating? 😮
You’re a brave man Peter, and I’m impressed with lynns photo too, no camera shake at all 😉
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Oh nice one Bryan :lol1: crikey i wished I looked like that …. I think im getting depressed seeing my make believe bodies on here 😮 :lol1:
We’ve just been running around looking for paper and pens etc ….. but we dont have cam here either …. I will do it tomorrow night though …. I will get some bits and pieces together, lock the doors at work. Why not eh you only live once!!!
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Lynn
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Only because it’s for charity.
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Thanks a lot Roy! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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I can’t bare to look!
Roy is that a porno movie in the background?
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Cool
Roy and Marek both logged at same time. fifty fify on the donation, OK?
pm me with your address or charity, will send the cheque!!!Only nine more to make the calendar!
Peter
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It’s always the blokes that are first to get their kit off.
Why cant we see some genuine pictures of naked UKSB women instead 😀 😀
(was that just a little bit too pervy 😳 )
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Hey Roy, lets put our money together and donate it to the “Let’s see a women naked on UKSB” fund!
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Lynn
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peter
really generous of you mate, if theres a local charity thats close to you please feel free to donate to them, i do a shed load for various charities in plymouth
a big thanks to you and Marekdlux great sports :clap2: :clap2:
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Lynn
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I know I’ll be regreting this soon….if not already. 😳
I think my picture is funny enough without any extra editing needed from any of you! 👿 :lol1:
I would have posted mine sooner but I didn’t want to strip down at work, my boss might have thought I was a little mad.
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in all the posts Ive seen this is the best few days Ive seen on the boards 😀 😀
long live the calender – only 9 to go – come on guys do your thing 😮 😮
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Peter Still wins in my book!
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What is that Steve?
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I regognise your signpal!!
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As Carrie said, “you only live once”
I’m joinin’ in with Peter and Steve :lol1: :lol1:I love this crowd 😀
no way am I taking a “new” shot
but what the hey
this was taken a long time ago, on ONE VERY drunken night!and I guess this qualifies as a
“decal” right? 😮 :lol1: :lol1:OMG I can’t believe I’m doing this
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