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life is short enjoy
WORDS TO LIVE BY
1) Accept that some days you’re the pigeon,
and some days you’re the statue.2) Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.3) Always read stuff that will make you look
good if you die in the middle of it.4) Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that
can be recalled by their maker.5) Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.6) If you can’t be kind, at least have the
decency to be vague.7) If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.8) It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.9) Never buy a car you can’t push.
10) Never put both feet in your mouth at the
same time, because then you don’t
have a leg to stand on.11) Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.
Just get up and dance.12) The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.13) When everything’s coming your way,
you’re in the wrong lane.14) Birthdays are good for you; the more
you have, the longer you live.15) You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.16) Some mistakes are too much fun
to o! nly make once.17) Don’t cry because it’s over;
smile because it happened.18) We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some
are dull, some have weird names, and
all are different colors but they all
have to learn to live in the same box.19) A truly happy person is one who can
enjoy the scenery on a detour.20) ! Happiness comes through doors you
didn’t even know you left open.——————————————————————————–
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21. Don’t do today what you can put off till tomorrow.
22. A moment enjoyed is never wasted.
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Well there some thoughts to begin a new day
Thanks Peter
John
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23. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
I basically live my life and make all decisions based on the above tenet.
Tenet…..it’s late….look it up.
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This is your first post Foamcutter
Congratulations :cheer: :cheer:Welcome on board
John
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Yes John,
doing some late night lurking for a while. I enjoyed Peters anecdotes so l thought l’d add my €2 worth. Not as valuable as £2 though. -
There you go
Your second post: Well done!
You’ll be blazing away soon (hot)
John
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OK, so I’ll go for the hatrick all in one night.
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You could end up playing for Ireland :lol1:
John
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Or this one:
May you be in Heaven an hour before the Devil knows you’re dead.
(well that’s sort of an Irish blessing)
Or:
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Or:
Smile! It makes people wonder what you’re up to!
Or:
Why do people always want their signs yesterday
but want to pay you tomorrow?
….sorry, not feeling too inspired tonight!
Love….Jill -
quote Jillbeans:Or this one:
Why do people always want their signs yesterday
but want to pay you tomorrow?Wouldn’t mind be paid tomorrow! Its the check run that seems to take place every three months or as in most cases: ” you’ve just missed this check run, the next one will be in two weeks time” Or: “The cheques on his desk! As soon as he gets back from his three week vacation I’ll get him to sign it”
John
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