January Sales

[Robert Lambie]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
if your interested in anything mate, send me an email and ill forward it to appropriate dealer, they may well do. i know i saw some new deals in a recent magazine.. so chances are they do.. if you don’t ask you don’t get eh? 😉 :lol1:

uksigngroup@hotmail.com

[Bill Dewison]

quote Robert Lambie:

if you dont ask you dont get eh? 😉 :lol1:

Fair play mate, can you buy me a Ferrari please?

Cheers, Dewi

[Carrie Brown]

well seeing as Dewi has asked ……

can I have a silver slk please?

[Nicola McIntosh]

do you guys not have any taste?? 😀 😉
an aston martin please!! 😛

Nik

[Gordon Forbes]

‘ll just like a secondhand Lotus Carlton a new 2005 R1 and GSXR 1000 2005 as well if u can manage

LOL Goop

might be buying a 2004 R1 though

[Mark Shipley]

If I were to ask for anything, it would be a mince pie and for everyone to have a great Christmas 😀

Mark

P.S. Rob – I love the snowflake design on the headers and footers, very festive.

[Dave Bruce]

Well said Nik, an Aston DB9 please

Dave

[John Singh]

And can I have my Harley finished in a metallic gold please Rob

[Andrew Bennett]

quote Carrie:

can I have a silver slk please?

Am I right in thinking there’s a double entondre here (spelling?) 😀

[Carrie Brown]

quote andy12:

Am I right in thinking there’s a double entondre here (spelling?) 😀

entendre; term that can have more than one meaning

Sorry Andy Im a bit confused by what you have said …… can you say it again in simple womans words 😀 what do you mean? If you mean do we want two .. one for me, one for Steve … then no he wants a Nissan Skyline GTR V spec II …….. bleeuugghhh! 😛

Carrie 😀

[Bill Dewison]

Is there time to change my order? 🙄

Lotus Exige, in black… preferably with the leather interior but not essential 😀

Stocking is out and ready, just waiting for the big geezer to get here 😀

Cheers, Dewi

[Robert Lambie]

quote Dewi:

Stocking is out and ready, just waiting for the big geezer to get here 😀

😮 perv 😉 :lol1:

[Bill Dewison]

I didn’t mean the repo man mate :lol1: Besides, you have to be asleep for the big guy in the red suit to drop by 😀

Have you put your stocking out then Robert? Keep those fingers crossed for the platform shoes :lol1: :lol1:

Cheers, Dewi

[Robert Lambie]

i asked for stiletto’s not platforms… 😳

[Carrie Brown]

quote Dewi:

Besides, you have to be asleep for the big guy in the red suit to drop by 😀

and he will only empty his large sack if you’re fast asleep Dewi …. so no peeking 😛

[Bill Dewison]

quote Robert Lambie:

i asked for stiletto’s not platforms… 😳

Should go nicely with the fish net stockings I bought ya then mate 😀

Cheers, Dewi

[John Singh]

Re: Your Order:

Please be assured we are doing our best Mr Lambie
Your order is for the most part filled
We managed to acquire the leather wear and whip along with the racking
but unfortunately there has been an unusually large demand for stillettos.

However we are expecting a consignment from Russia within the next few days and should be able to ship your order as we receive them. We are, of course, concerned that this will affect your weekend enjoyment but as a token of appreciation for your valued custom over the years we will enclose a matching pair of studded bra and pantie set absolutely free of charge.

Customer Services

[Bill Dewison]

John, I think the orders are confused… that sounds like mine 😕

Cheers, Dewi

[John Singh]

I’ve just checked the orders and Rob didn’t order the nurses outfit so no confusion Dewi. Incidentally you didn’t give us your waist size so I’ve sent the elasticated version.

Customer Srervices

[Bill Dewison]

Elasticated is fine, the speed my waist line is expanding and its only Christmas Eve :lol1:

How bizarre though, virtually identical orders… must have been that Carrie and her suggestions for a Merry Christmas. I knew I should have closed my ears and thought of England 😳 😳

Cheers, Dewi

[Carrie Brown]

My order came through fine, no problems at all 😉 :lol1:

[John Singh]

So glad there were no probs with your order Carrie

Just one word of caution though:

Please read the warning notice on the outfit for your husband. Particularly to ensure that the airways are kept clear. It is important as one customer complained that she accidentally suffocated her husband.

Customer Services

[Bill Dewison]

quote johnalphasign:

It is important as one customer complained that she accidentally suffocated her husband.

Now she didn’t say that John, Mrs D said she ‘nearly’ suffocated me, I was okay once I’d pulled the safety cord. I should have read the instructions more clearly and used more talc 😳

Cheers, Dewi

[Robert Lambie]

so dewi… where are you gonna hang that budgie swing from that mrs dewi bought you if this waist band is on the increase?
you’ll break your neck mate, nothing to prevent you falling as you will obviously be cuffed. 😉

thanks for the fishnets, those ones last year had a ladder after only five minutes.. spoiled it! 😕

jphn, thanks for the year of great humour mate, ive nearly spat my martin on the screen 3 times tonight 😉 :lol1:
please note: dont drink martini without a marachino cherry, just isnt the same 😉