Im Back!

[coolinshot]

Not tellin’ unless you tell us where you’ve been for the last 7 months. You can’t just come and go as you please you know
Col

[Phill Fenton]

I know….

You were kidnapped by aliens and taken to a distant planet. (You were actually only gone for one day but because of the high speeds that the alien craft travelled at this has caused time dilation and means you were away for 7 months as measured by us here on earth).

In effect you have travelled through time into the future which is our present.

Be careful not to be kidnapped by Aliens travelling at very high negative speed – they’ll transport you back into the past and you’ll have to re-live the Rob/Mike bust up 😕

[Jill Marie Welsh]

At least you can’t say that you were on maternity leave!
Love…Jill :baby:

[Robert Lambie]

nahh… i think he won a million on the lottery, hes blown it all in 6 months and on his last ten grand invested in a plotter, vinyls etc and thought.. i remember way back in a galaxy far far away… a bunch of sign makers nattering like budgies.. wheres me book marks? 😆

welcome back mate.. glad to see you back posting 😉

[Carrie Brown]

I reckon that you may have been conducting your own tango experiment …… did you velcro yourself to the ceiling ….. or have you been lay in wait on the floor of your basement posting fruit to yourself …… ???

Welcome back

Carrie 😀

[Lee Attewell]

Don’t talk to HIM!!! He left us for another forum and now he wants us back.

[Steven Griffiths]

Well I wish I was Taken by Aliens. Truth is far less interesting. Me and my ex decided to give our marriage one last go. It didnt work out though. :nag2:

Thanks for the welcome back! 😀
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[Robert Lambie]

😮 all over, there is a mexican wave of folk slapping their head saying “me and my big mouth” 😕

😉

sorry to hear the news mate.. i take it the good lady said “PICK! THAT FLAMING WEBSITE OR ME? :nagnag:

of course.. like the rest of us now single.. sad.. lonely sign makers.. you picked the boards? 😛

what do you mean no? 😮

just pulling your leg mate… glad to see you back in the swing of things. 😉

[Steve Thurlow]

WHooops….. sorry about the bad new mate 😕

But wait……

quote :

like the rest of us now single.. sad.. lonely sign makers.. you picked the boards?

I know I’ve been to busy to log on to the board for a month but, Rob…. mate… what have I missed??

Do I have to be single, sad & lonely as well as being a sticker head in a shed to be a member now???
I’ll go & warn the missus now… :thumbup2:

Cheers, Steve

[Carrie Brown]

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH No …………… :shutup: sorry to hear it didn’t work out ……… I shall now go and put my huge massive gigantic size five foot in my mouth ….!!

Carrie 😀

You’ve still got the boards & all us lot 😀

[Lee Attewell]

I seem to live my life with a size 9 permanently inserted either in my mouth or up the jacksey 😮

Sorry to hear it.

[Robert Lambie]

quote :

I know I’ve been to busy to log on to the board for a month but, Rob…. mate… what have I missed??

you must miss lots, away up there mate! your the only guy i have met with snow on his head. 😆 😉

just kidding mate.. glad to hear your busy.
but didnt you know, we have 1600 members 1200 married when joined but now we only have 200 married and dropping fast!
its pretty alarming, i dont mind though.. i have my PC, my cuboard is full of microwave dinners and beans, and my lovely second hand caravan is nice and snug. 😉

[John Singh]

You see where wisdom comes 😀

I waited :shutup: before tearing the poor bloke down
(actually I’ve only just seen this post) 🙄

Sorry to hear things didn’t work out

Last I heard you were just starting out on your own after being with a company

How’s the business going?

John