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    Posted by Gary Birch on 12 August 2011 at 07:50

    Just had this emailed to me. Interesting ideas :lol1:

    Dear Mr. Cameron,

    Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK ‘s economy.

    Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

    You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

    There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

    Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1) They MUST retire.
    Ten million job openings – unemployment fixed

    2) They MUST buy a new British car..
    Ten million cars ordered – Car Industry fixed

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage –
    Housing Crisis fixed

    4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university –
    Crime rate fixed

    5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week …..
    And there’s your money back in duty/tax etc

    It can’t get any easier than that!

    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

    If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

    Also………..
    Let’s put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home..

    This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

    They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they’d receive money instead of paying it out.

    They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

    Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

    A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

    They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

    They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.

    Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request.

    Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

    Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

    There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

    The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out..

    Think about this (more points of contention):

    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?

    And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    Robert Lambie replied 14 years, 1 month ago 5 Members · 6 Replies
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  • David Rowland

    Member
    12 August 2011 at 09:30

    I have a great idea which is hard to explain….

    Iceland owe us money due to the banks collapsing, let us have a land in the freezing cold in exchange as a repayment, this land then is turned into a prison camp, we then send all our scum to Iceland by prison ship. Im sure the youth would love a bit of cold as punishment and their hoodies will keep them warm.

    Does this remind you on Guantanimo bay?

  • Denise Goodfellow

    Member
    12 August 2011 at 15:18
    quote Dave Rowland:

    Iceland owe us money

    Make them pay it back, they should be minted, everytime I turn on the telly, I see an advert of theirs

    😳

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    12 August 2011 at 15:58

    You’ve started on the wine early tonight Denise 😕

  • Ian Pople

    Member
    12 August 2011 at 16:50

    i just put this on FB lol

  • Denise Goodfellow

    Member
    12 August 2011 at 17:48
    quote Phill Fenton:

    You’ve started on the wine early tonight Denise 😕

    LOL

    it takes away the pain caused by silly customers…………

    3 people today have rung asking "is their order ready for collection? As I haven`t had a phone call to say that it is"!

    I haven`t rung you as it isn`t ready yet, you silly ********

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    12 August 2011 at 18:10

    :lol1:

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