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Girl’s Night Out
(copied and pasted from an email, excuse the all caps)
TWO WOMEN FRIENDS HAD GONE FOR A GIRL’S NIGHT OUT, BUT HAD BEEN
DECIDEDLY OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC ON THE BACARDI BREEZERS. INCREDIBLY
DRUNK AND WALKING HOME THEY NEEDED TO PEE, SO THEY STOPPED IN THE
CEMETERY.ONE OF THEM HAD NOTHING TO WIPE WITH SO SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD TAKE OFF
HER PANTIES, USE THEM AND THROW THEM AWAY. HER FRIEND HOWEVER WAS
WEARING A RATHER EXPENSIVE PAIR OF PANTIES AND DID NOT WANT TO LOSE
THEM, BUT WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO SALVAGE A LARGE RIBBON FROM A WREATH
THAT WAS ON ONE OF THE GRAVES, AND SHE PROCEEDED TO WIPE WITH THAT.AFTER THE GIRLS TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS THEY PROCEEDED TO GO HOME.
THE NEXT DAY ONE OF THE WOMEN’S HUSBANDS PHONED THE OTHER HUSBAND AND SAID
“LISTEN,THESE DAMN “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” ARE GONNA STOP. WOULD YOU BELIEVE
MY WIFE CAME HOME LAST NIGHT WITH NO PANTIES!”“TELL ME ABOUT IT,” SAID THE OTHER GUY, “MINE CAME BACK WITH A CARD
STUCK TO HER ASS THAT SAID “FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU .” -
2 Replies
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sounds like a good night out…. 😕
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nice one jill!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
laughing like mad here!! 😀 😉
Nik
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