Anyone good at catchy 2 liners?

[Steve Dawson]

This is a hard one……..

2 liner , inc white van man , and catchy too…..

well the best i could come up with was this

“Don’t waste your space !”
Get “white van man” on the case

SD

[Tim Shaw]

Advertise the fact your not a white van man,
and let us signwrite your van.

Stop being a white van man and
advertise the fact you’ve a signwritten van.

[Steve Dawson]

i was coming from the wrong direction here…..

how stupid am i…….

I’ll have another go in a min

sd

[Steve Dawson]

OK , got 2 ,but one is only a 1 liner :

Van – Sign = white van man

Sign your van !
You white van man!

[David Rowland]

“Oi, Driver! Does your White Van feel naked?”
“Cover it up with a Sign company wrap!”

[Picture]

[Steve Dawson]

i’m sad……

There once was a guy called Dan
Who drove around in a little white van

Business was slow, he nearly gave up
Mmmm an idea, get my van signed up !

Dan was a man in a little white van
But now he’s a Plumber and he’s the man

sd

[Steve Dawson]

one more …..

Sign your van !!
you silly white van man !!

[David Rowland]

Steve… don’t give up the day job (hot)

[Steve Dawson]

scary thing is , that’s exactly what i’m hoping to do in a month or 2…

thankfully not going into tag lines though

sd

[Rodney Gold]

Let the White Van Man
Sign YOUR van!!

[Rodney Gold]

OK- Now try say that aloud , as fast as you can 20x!!!!!

[wanderer]

Here’s a few

Mr White Van Man. does nobody ring.
Let us Sign Write it for you, then business will zing.

Looking for work in your plain old white van.
We’ll Sign Write it for you. Then you’ll be ‘DA MAN’

Mr White Van Man, you look like the rest.
But with our Sign Job, you’ll look like the BEST.

I’m going to lie down for a bit now.

Tony

[Dorian Marks]

http://www.rhymezone.com/

[Phill Fenton]

Here you go:

Forget all the rest
Go to the best!

http://www..co.uk

😉

(mod-edit) admin@uksignboards.com …. tut tut …. no advertising please dear Phill

[Phill Fenton]

Shucks 😳

[Ginny Schaeffer]

I’ll give it a try,

“White Van Man” blues got you down?
Advertise that space, around your town.

Ginny

[colin h]

my 2p 😀

white van man do you want to be proud
get your signs done by”insert name”,stand out from the crowd

[Simon Kay]

Hey Mr Van man
you’re van’s all blank
Get yourself some signage
or look like a …….!

Hey Mr Van man
you’re van’s all white
Get yourself some signage
or look like a …….!

I’ll get my coat.

[Robert Lambie]

hmmmm……

hey mr van man, get out and lie on the ground…. *jumping over him* youve just been van jacked sucker! 😮 😳 ahemm…..

now get to your own work and wrap that in your own graphics, make some number plates and your laughing…. 😉

too much hill street blues?…. cagney and lacey? 😕

[Phill Fenton]

I’ve got it – after many days of meditating on this I have come up with the ultimate (not two liner but) one liner.

I was inspired to come up with this by Sir Bob Geldof (Hello sor)

Here we go:

Ahem:

Cough:

here it is :

“Just give us yur fookin money”

[Hugh Potter]

“such a nice van… such a big space,
get your name seen…. all over the place “

[Lorraine Clinch]

Hugh

I like it! :lol1:

[Hugh Potter]

cheers LOL !

if i were as quick at signmaking, as i am at writing daft poems, i’d be rolling in cash by now !

[Simon Kay]

Yeh I like Hugh’s too.

[Kate and Danny]

thanks for all the contributions

i will try and decide which one to go with !

Thanks again !

Danny

[Jason Bounds]

White van man you have no graphic
You won’t stand out in the traffic

Thank you very much, all Royalties can go straight in to my bank account please

Jas….

[Carrie Brown]

Jas, thats not a bad one, flows quite well!! 😀

Royalties …. never thought of that!!

😀

[Jason Bounds]

Thanks Carrie

You must always ask for Royalties, just incase the idea starts appearing on the back of buses LOL

or appears in a new Sachi & Sachi advertising campaign

you never know who could be watching these boards 🙂

Jas…

[Carrie Brown]

Im sure Danny will be over the moon you mentioning this ….. well thats if he’s used one of these lovely peeps slogans :lol1: I hear pennies chinkling.

Danny what did you come up with in the end or are you still trying to come up with something? …. its always a bit tricky finding that right thing for your own business …. why is it always harder to do something for yourself …… such as a logo etc?

😀

[Kate and Danny]

I’m liking that Jas,

– Thats the winner !

Opens up nice ideas for some visuals to accompany too…

I’ll get you your royalties when i’ve made my first million…

cheers everyone again

Danny

[Jason Bounds]

Thanks Danny, no worries.

Actually I was out walking the dog this morning and came up with another…..

but with me being a the male of our species.

It’s now dissapeared from my head, think i must of been a gold fish in a previous life.

If it comes back to me while swimming around this bowl i’ll get back to you.

Jas….

[Jason Bounds]

ahhhh i was just swimming past a good looking Neon Tetra and it hit me like a thunderbolt….

White van man you have our delivery
we didn’t know you without any livery

jas….

[Andrew Boyle]

adapted

White Van Man I have a plan…..
get some graphics on yer van….

ya idiot

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