aHH Toilet Humour – real job (honest!)

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Only you, Steve….
only you would get a job like this!
BTW, I dunno how, but back in the day,
my mom could actually manage to “go”
in a Pepsi bottle. And once when we were kids,
on a car trip, my cousin Matt got his thingamajig
STUCK in a Pepsi bottle! (while whizzing)
….weird family I guess.
Love…Jill 😳

[Steve Thurlow]

😆 😆 I swear Jill, this is a real vinyl cut job! (I’ve just got the go ahead, cutting on the plotter now)

The guy who’s selling these ‘pouches’ discovered them in the States whilst on holiday, he approched the manufacturer to buy a thousand & they made him an offer to be the UK distributor.

So Jill, what’s the technique with the pepsi bottle?

😉

Steve

PS…. Jill, what’s happened to your avatar, it’s gone missing 😥

(edit) …. Your Avatar’s back!! …. new pic MMMmmmmm 😛 😛

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I don’t know the trick….
It was one of those things Mom forgot to teach me.
Anyway, I’m not as athletic as she is (even now)
I just suffer in silence till I come to a public restroom.
(One of the things I find hilarious about Americans is…
we all talk about the most personal things, we are ill-bred and without manners in general, yet we say “restroom” because “toilet” sounds vulgar!)
Love…Jill

[Martin C]

I recall a local lad being prosecuted after a night on the beer. He’d found a suitable hedge and his mates put the car headlamps on just as a cop car passed by. I would imagine he was playing to the crowd but when you gotta go, you gotta go (hot)

As a delivery driver in a former life I know only too well the importance of a gallon container in theback of the van.. ‘.You think ‘I’ll go at the next drop…….then forget (walking a hundred yards seems to make IT go away).sit in the van again and your desperate. Then the next place, the toilet is on the 5th floor so you leave it and so on. Finally you succumb, desperation is setting in, sweat pouring from brow and the containers slipped behind some boxes. It’s dark, just a single bulb on a temporary switch which goes out just as you find the damn thing. (the container…..not that 🙄 ). And that’s when it hit’s you. You look through the rear window, they feel like patio doors, life goes on around you, ‘the whole world can surely see me’ an old lady walks past with her dog, a group of youths kick a ball against your van. All at once it seems that the world has taken to the streets and you’ve to emerge fom the back of this van as if on some sort of under cover police operation. Desperate times 😆

[Robert Lambie]

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The guy who’s selling these ‘pouches’ discovered them in the States whilst on holiday, he approched the manufacturer to buy a thousand & they made him an offer to be the UK distributor.

i simply dont believe you steve! i think, and many will agree.. YOU are the guy thats gonna franchise the hand held Pi*s Pot…

Your always taking the Pi*s out of me.. so why not everyone else? 😉

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sorry mate.. couldnt resist.. have to take advantage when im away up here and your down there.. i mean scotland england of course.. not hieght.. ahem.. 😳 😉

[Steve Thurlow]

Hi Rob, mate, buddy….

It’s my own fault for being a prankster, nobody will take me seriously ever again after all the silly things I’ve posted, this is a real job…honest,

Always the fool never the bride 😕 (…..what???)

Thanks Big Bob,

Steve 😎