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A sexy woman went up to the bar….
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub…
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
“Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
“Actually, no,” he replied.
“Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
“I’m afraid I can’t,” breathed the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?”
“Yes. I need for you to give him a message,” she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
“What should I tell him?” the bartender managed to say.
“Tell him,” she whispered, “there’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”
Moral to the story: Never impersonate a manager
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5 Replies
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:rofl: :appl: :thumbsup: Great to have you back on from Shane! 😀
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Excellent!! :lol1: :lol1:
Welcome back mate 🙂
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good one Shane. I think ur getting better for sure. lol
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Welcome back Shane hope all went well.
Peter
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