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  • A rabbi’s son had just gotten his driving permit….

    Posted by Shane Drew on 9 January 2006 at 12:15

    A rabbi’s son had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father about use of the family car.

    His father said, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut and then we’ll talk about it.”

    After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father about his use of the car. The rabbi said, “Son, I am very proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut.”

    The young man replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”

    The rabbi said, “Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.”

    Shane Drew replied 19 years, 8 months ago 3 Members · 6 Replies
  • 6 Replies
  • John Simpson

    Member
    9 January 2006 at 21:51

    don’t you ever get any work done Shane?
    :lol1:
    L J

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    9 January 2006 at 21:52
    quote John Simpson:

    don’t you ever get any work done Shane?
    :lol1:
    L J

    first day back at work yesterday. my inbox was full! :lol1:

  • John Simpson

    Member
    9 January 2006 at 21:56

    try & make them last a month, that way we can all get some work done. 😳

  • John Singh

    Member
    9 January 2006 at 23:47

    Nice one Shane

    quote :

    Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”

    Interestingly they all had beards and tashes and yet their life was full of close shaves

  • John Simpson

    Member
    9 January 2006 at 23:51

    well done little john. that was brilliant mate.

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    10 January 2006 at 08:00
    quote John Singh:

    Nice one Shane

    quote :

    Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.”

    Interestingly they all had beards and tashes and yet their life was full of close shaves

    I have to say John, I just love your wit. Makes my day somedays…. :thumbsup:

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