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    Posted by John Cooper on 25 July 2009 at 20:37

    If Britain was a village of 100 people – How would it evolve?

    Motoring-based extract…

    If Britain were a village of 100 people…

    Fifty-five would have a driving licence.

    There would be 56 motor vehicles in the village, including 44 cars and two motorbikes.

    Of the 42 households in the village, 18 would have one car, 13 would have two or more cars and 10 would not have a car at all.

    Continue it ……

    John Cooper replied 16 years, 2 months ago 6 Members · 6 Replies
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  • Lynn Normington

    Member
    25 July 2009 at 21:41

    of the 42 households 13 would have at least one dog, 4 would have more than one dog ,15 would have cats, 10 would have either gold fish or budgies 😀

    Lynn

  • Martin Pearson

    Member
    26 July 2009 at 22:44

    and at least one wouldn’t have any pets at all 😥 😥 😥

  • BrianGreen

    Member
    28 July 2009 at 21:51

    bad thing is you would probably know everything about the whole country & worse they would know all about you food for thought

  • John Wilson

    Member
    28 July 2009 at 21:54

    There would be 100 signmakers :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    29 July 2009 at 06:46

    Gordon Brown would be the village idiot – and David Cameron would be his inbred cousin. :lol1:

  • John Cooper

    Member
    29 July 2009 at 08:14

    There’d be one WBanker & one politician.

    The Banker would pretend to ‘act in the best interests’ of population & the politician, well …….. Together they’d steal everything, destroy hopes, dreams & aspirations. 22 would be made redundant, 5 would commit suicide, 11 would have their homes repossessed and 16 businesses would go bankrupt.

    The banker would emigrate to his home in the sun with a fat pension and the politician would be Knighted and become a Lord and of course, none of it would be their fault!

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