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  • Marekdlux

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    26 October 2005 at 20:51

    😮 😮 😮 😮 (oogle)

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    26 October 2005 at 20:52

    You are either a very brave or very silly man!!!!!!!!!

  • Phill Fenton

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    26 October 2005 at 20:53

    Great idea Rob – I’m looking forward to seeing the rest of the calender :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Carrie Brown

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    26 October 2005 at 21:02

    😮 You didnt

    Fu*k*ng hell you did aswell :lol1:

    Im in stitches now …. I have tears almost ……

    It is who I think it is isnt it …….. omg it is!!! For a moment I had to double check!!! You photo shop spammer you!!

    Im not possibly anywhere near that sleazy 😛

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Phill Fenton

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    26 October 2005 at 21:06

    Now now Carrie, trying to pin that on Robs creative skills with photoshop is a good try but it just doesn’t wash. You must have know those pictures would come back to haunt you one day – just have to live with it I’m afraid.

    I wonder what other compromising pictures Rob has been holding back 😉

  • Robert Lambie

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    26 October 2005 at 21:13

    exactly phill… i was simply rummaging in an old box i have here… 😉

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    26 October 2005 at 21:20

    Here’s Mister January……….


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  • Robert Lambie

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    26 October 2005 at 21:30

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: dont forget!!!!


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  • Roy Roffey

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    26 October 2005 at 21:31

    i think there is no end to this post, i bet everyone on photo shop as we speak 😮 😮 😮

  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 21:32

    This is so FUNNY!

    Carrie, wow now that certainly is (oogle)

    I wonder what the ‘lads’ would think!!!!!!!!

  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 21:33

    OMG … I just don’t know what to say about that.

  • Roy Roffey

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    26 October 2005 at 21:34

    hey Dave dint forget to clean your print head every Friday 😉 😉

  • Robert Lambie

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    26 October 2005 at 21:37
    quote Roy Roffey:

    hey Dave dint forget to clean your print head every Friday 😉 😉

    yeh…. with wire wool and some meths :lol1:

  • Carrie Brown

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    26 October 2005 at 21:40

    Jill thats good 😉 :lol1:

    Daves is fab isnt it 😛 ……. crikey Dave I never knew you were hiding that body ……. I mean those shoulders of yours in your avatar are very deceiving!! :lol1: Now I wonder what the “lads” would think of yours eh!! 😉

    :lol1:

  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 21:41

    oh dear

  • Mark Shipley

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    26 October 2005 at 21:48

    Nice ink work Dave – can you rub it off with meths or do you need some elbow grease? 😮 😳 😮 😳

    Staying low now 😉

    G’night

    Mark :lol1:

  • steve geary

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    26 October 2005 at 21:54

    The one of Dave is Awesome!
    Finally get to see the JV3 tatoo!
    :rofl:

    I like your pic Carrie…. Very sexy !

    Here’s my wedding shot….


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  • David-Foster-

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    26 October 2005 at 22:01

    Glad my idea has taken off 😮

    I am working on photoshop as we speak! Mike Stevens’ layout book has nothing on Calenders. Who’s putting the gold leaf on Jill?
    Stop pushing in the queue Dave :lol1:

    Rob you can flog them at this posh Turner prize do, run on stage with it get some publicity from Kirsty Wark live on Channel 4 (-)

  • Robert Lambie

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    26 October 2005 at 22:01

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 22:02

    For Roy and Mark, what are you two like!!!! :lol1: :lol1:


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  • Carrie Brown

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    26 October 2005 at 22:04
    quote steve geary:

    I like your pic Carrie…. Very sexy !

    Yeh the edited-photo-shop-not-really-me-pic looks ok doesnt it :lol1: I can probably say that just for once I was a bit lost for words …… as you can gather I dont often suffer from that normally 😛

    Your wedding pic looks fab by the way …. very ummmmm …….. yeh nice!! You should have put someone elses head like Roberts onto the dog 😉

    Crikey what is this thread turning into … UKSB very own soft porn site 🙄

  • Robert Lambie

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    26 October 2005 at 22:05

    heads a bit big on roy is it not…. or we having a bevvis and buthead moment? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: very funny…. nice one 😉

  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 22:07

    i think jill had the laugh with u Rob! i need to get those two back somehow.. anyone else i wonder?

    head was closeups and covering the large hair she/he had

    And I was very lost for words

  • Roy Roffey

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    26 October 2005 at 22:19

    typical – Ive been caught out

    that’s my weekend job 😀 😀 😀

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    26 October 2005 at 22:55

    😮


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  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 23:01

    oh Nik, what can I say…
    Now Jill you got away lightly so far…

    i got an idea!

  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 23:30

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
    Awww. UKSB is just one happy sharing family, hey Jill! Snuggle up now girls.


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  • Carrie Brown

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    26 October 2005 at 23:37
    quote David-Foster-:

    Glad my idea has taken off 😮

    You started something …… crikey …. did any of us actually talk about signs tonight :lol1:

    All fun!! 😛

    So what month are you going to be David or are you just going for the position of “Gold Leaf Applicator” for Jill 😉 :lol1:

  • Hugh Potter

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    26 October 2005 at 23:50

    well here’s my really poor effort ! armed with only paint shop pro and a black n white omage, i managed to really make a nice mess of Miss October (hallowen time!)


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  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    26 October 2005 at 23:55

    🙄


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  • David Rowland

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    26 October 2005 at 23:57

    😕 😕 😕 😕 i wish

  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 00:01

    lol !!!! kinda wise, in the wisdom sense, as in… Norman !! sorry dave, dude, but man thats funny !

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 00:06

    Yeah. Yeah Hugh. 😮
    I do like Jill as Toyah.. can you sing Jill?

  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 00:15

    this could get addictive !!!

    mr april !


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  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 00:18

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: jill hugh, good ones 😉 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    davem you have allot to live up to at signuk. get pumping the iron… no not clothes iron 😉

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 00:20

    :wave3: like this?

    Norman aka Rob is perfect for him.. height is about the same
    Jokes are just as terrible.

    night night

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 00:27

    One last one … :lol1: :lol1:


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  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 00:33

    lol !!! cheers dude !!! i do have one i made myself when a pal commented (tongue in cheek) about me having similar views to enoch powell, so i shopped my head (poorly) into his and sent it, if i can fnd it i’ll post it !

    i do think this is more fun when you shop someone into a person (or object i guess) that their avatar reminds you of !

    last one for now….. spot the difference !!


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  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 03:37

    I think this one should Definately be on the calender! (<(
    …… Nice Boots!


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  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 03:53

    This one has my vote as Well!


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  • Jayne Marsh

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    27 October 2005 at 08:30

    They are absolutely brilliant lmao :lol1: The ones of Rob as Norman Wisdom and the last one of Shane killed me. :lol1:

  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 08:34

    i thought the same jayne… loved shanes, norman wisdom and i did like stevie wonder one too but needed the head tilted a bit more :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: i actually laughed my head off at them all… some right good ones though amongst them. :lol1: :lol1:

  • Carrie Brown

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    27 October 2005 at 09:01

    crikey …. there was me thinking this thread would have died off by this morning :lol1:

    Shanes looks good doesnt it and Jills and Dave R on that last one :lol1: They all bring a smile thats for sure!!

    Ok who is next then?? 😉

  • Jayne Marsh

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    27 October 2005 at 09:09

    No wonder Shanes been married for 22 years 😳

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 09:12

    I don’t think Hugh understood the picture of his Avatar… look above it and read the writing!

  • Jayne Marsh

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    27 October 2005 at 09:14

    I see what you mean Dave, a not so subtle hint :lol1:

  • Mark Shipley

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    27 October 2005 at 09:19

    I think I’ve managed to get a true likeness, about the right height :lol1:

    Mark


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  • Shane Drew

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    27 October 2005 at 09:45

    😮 … um….err….. what can I say except…. I reeeeeaaaally wish that was my body 😳 😳 …. and that hairy chest.

    A bloke goes to sleep and you lot go to town…..

    I thought I had stumbled on some sort of hijacked forum here….

    … dare not let my wife see this…. she may choke on her supper… 🙄 😮

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    27 October 2005 at 10:33

    Hey I actually looked like that before I cranked out 3 kids….well except for those boots. I have very tiny feet.
    Stumbled across these fellas this morning….


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  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 10:36

    very very goood… :lol1: :lol1:

  • Dave Bruce

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    27 October 2005 at 10:47

    I can’t see the screen for tears :lol1:

    must get some time to learn Photoshop, thought Shanes was the best but love those girls 😮

    Dave

  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 15:33

    Hey.. I found another….


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  • Marcella Ross

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    27 October 2005 at 15:44

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    I’ve just came across this thread!!!! you look a bit camp in that last one Robert!!!!!

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 16:12

    Apply Dry… ace Steve thats good one

  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 18:56

    and another…


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  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 19:02

    marcella, i look a bit???? 😮

    classic steve, just spat coke all over the place seeng that :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    ohhh this thread could go on for ever 😉 :lol1:

  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 19:02

    😮 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
    Too funny. You are all nuts.
    -Marek

  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 19:14

    And the fabulous Miss ameri…I mean Miss July.
    (not all the pictures have to be naughty!)
    -Marek


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  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 19:16

    “Hello Jayne” -googleye-

  • Marcella Ross

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    27 October 2005 at 19:39
    quote Robert Lambie:

    marcella, i look a bit???? 😮

    😉 :lol1:

    Well, it doesn’t exactly make you look macho Robert! Although you’re quite hairy!!!!!! 😀

  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 19:42

    :lol1: :lol1: thats what i mean… more than a bit :lol1:

    hairy… ahemm yeh tahts me, do my pits with a flymo :lol1:

  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 19:47

    We can’t leave out Wonder Marcella either.
    -Marek


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  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 19:49

    Good ones Marek!

    don’t know how Big G was left out thus far….

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 19:50

    Your right Marek, we cant leave her out.. but you beat me to it


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  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 20:00

    I don’t think anyone will be safe by the end of this.
    -Marek

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 20:06

    For that comment Stephen… I wonder what month you could be…


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  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 20:28

    MR December? :lol1: you will catch your death in our weather marek!

    Pitty your avatar wasnt pixelated when blown up this could have been a good one :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:


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  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 20:31

    i did notice Dave, very subtle !!

    Jill, very good, better not let ym mrs see that !


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  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 20:33

    Hugh tut tut.. always copying other peoples work.

  • David-Foster-

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    27 October 2005 at 20:35

    Hi Jill
    I know who you are now…. Malcolm in the Middles mum!!

    and lovely with it…. 😉


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  • A Misselbrook

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    27 October 2005 at 20:38

    I think me n kylie deserve somewhere in the summer months!! 🙄


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  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 20:41

    yer too tall for her mate, leave her for someone her own size 🙄 😳 😉

    :lol1:

  • Lynn Normington

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    27 October 2005 at 20:43

    like you Rob ? 😛

    Lynn

  • A Misselbrook

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    27 October 2005 at 20:48

    I could go for the Brian May look? 😉


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  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 20:49

    nice one Aj, can you get me her autograph, or panties will do !!

    Dave, sorry dude, will try to be more original next time !


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  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 20:51

    😀
    I knew saving my avatar at a low resolution would be a good idea.
    -Marek

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 20:53

    Oh marek.. don’t think ur out of the woods yet.!
    Hugh, nice one… was that Rodney? we are the same height.

  • Roy Roffey

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    27 October 2005 at 20:55

    I JUST CALLED….TO SAY….I LOVE HUGH

    :love:

    just clocked the stevie wonder one, great stuff mate

    roffs

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 21:03

    Aj’s protecting himself from being edited!

  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 21:03

    lol ! cheers Roy ! Whitnet houston mentions me in the very last line if always love you, goes something like…… “i will aw always…. lu u u uv ve….. Hu u ugh ! really ! listen to it, you’ll always hear my name now once ya know !

    Dave, yes it was rodders!

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    27 October 2005 at 21:12

    all the heads look photoshopped in that Malcolm pic…never seen the show.
    I’d say that if you want good head, check out this thread!
    Love….Jill

  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 21:12

    Photoshoped you say? Never. 😀
    -Marek


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  • Robert Lambie

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    27 October 2005 at 21:14

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    topper…. 😉

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 21:16

    Hands Off Hugh… I know they are big!
    Nice one

  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 21:17

    seriously laughed out loud at that one ! kids have all had to come down to see what i was laughing at !

    aren’t i lucky though ???!!! i get to play with daves ears while jill massages my shoulders !

  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 21:19

    Nice Marek!

  • Nick Minall

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    27 October 2005 at 21:20

    :rofl: :appl:

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    27 October 2005 at 21:22

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
    Mine pales in comparison.
    That’s the tops!
    (plus we get a high-rez Marek head! woo hoo!)
    Love…..Jill


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  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 21:30

    Now if I could just get some work done. 😀
    I like that one Jill.
    I think there are some goofy shots of me on vacation in Mexico somewhere on here. I am clean shaved now though…on my face that is. 😳
    -Marek

  • Shane Drew

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    27 October 2005 at 21:31

    don’t you guys have work to do?

    They are very good tho 😛

  • David-Foster-

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    27 October 2005 at 21:34

    So seriously Jill, you say you have another job on the side ‘cos signs aren’t paying at the moment…. it is you…. we don’t believe the shop story….
    How old is Malcolm now? :lol1:


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  • John Singh

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    27 October 2005 at 21:36

    Just spotted this thread :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
    You guys better get some work done now 😀

    When this calendar coming out??? 😀

  • steve geary

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    27 October 2005 at 21:37

    Me and My Bud Marek Chillin in a club one night….
    .. and this be the True D-LUX !


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  • John Singh

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    27 October 2005 at 21:40

    Luv those tattoos Marek :lol1:

  • Marekdlux

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    27 October 2005 at 21:43

    I would never be caught dead in that outfit! The top doesn’t even match my neclace. 🙄
    -Marek

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 21:58
    quote Hugh Potter:

    seriously laughed out loud at that one ! kids have all had to come down to see what i was laughing at !

    aren’t i lucky though ???!!! i get to play with daves ears while jill massages my shoulders !

    I want Jill to massage my shoulders, luky u (hot) (hot)

  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 21:59

    Steve, that actually looks real!!! you have some strange looking friends

  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 22:09

    how dare you dave, thats his wife 😮 😉 hopefully steve will take that in the sprrit of this thread and not actually send those friends round to sort me out like !

    here’s a couple, just to prove i can take the proverbial outta myself too !

    first pic might explain where i got my nose, second pic is my daddy ! handsome bugger he is too !


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  • Hugh Potter

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    27 October 2005 at 22:14

    and my mum (aka cerys… daughter who didnt wanna miss out !)


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  • David Rowland

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    27 October 2005 at 22:15

    oh its u hugh… after i read that… weird though

    I didn’t mean to be harsh Steve… just never seen his wife before and certainly strange with Marek’s face.

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