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  Girl’s Night Out

  Posted by Jill Marie Welsh on 10 October 2004 at 15:15

  (copied and pasted from an email, excuse the all caps)
  TWO WOMEN FRIENDS HAD GONE FOR A GIRL’S NIGHT OUT, BUT HAD BEEN
  DECIDEDLY OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC ON THE BACARDI BREEZERS. INCREDIBLY
  DRUNK AND WALKING HOME THEY NEEDED TO PEE, SO THEY STOPPED IN THE
  CEMETERY.

  ONE OF THEM HAD NOTHING TO WIPE WITH SO SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD TAKE OFF
  HER PANTIES, USE THEM AND THROW THEM AWAY. HER FRIEND HOWEVER WAS
  WEARING A RATHER EXPENSIVE PAIR OF PANTIES AND DID NOT WANT TO LOSE
  THEM, BUT WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO SALVAGE A LARGE RIBBON FROM A WREATH
  THAT WAS ON ONE OF THE GRAVES, AND SHE PROCEEDED TO WIPE WITH THAT.

  AFTER THE GIRLS TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS THEY PROCEEDED TO GO HOME.

  THE NEXT DAY ONE OF THE WOMEN’S HUSBANDS PHONED THE OTHER HUSBAND AND SAID
  “LISTEN,THESE DAMN “GIRLS NIGHT OUT” ARE GONNA STOP. WOULD YOU BELIEVE
  MY WIFE CAME HOME LAST NIGHT WITH NO PANTIES!”

  “TELL ME ABOUT IT,” SAID THE OTHER GUY, “MINE CAME BACK WITH A CARD
  STUCK TO HER ASS THAT SAID “FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU .”

  Nicola McIntosh replied 21 years ago 2 Members · 2 Replies
• 2 Replies

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  Simon Clayton

  Member

  10 October 2004 at 18:00

  sounds like a good night out…. 😕

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  Nicola McIntosh

  Member

  10 October 2004 at 18:41

  nice one jill!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  laughing like mad here!! 😀 😉

  Nik

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