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On a completely different note…..
On a completely different note……..
How many people get emails by the dozen each day offering them cheap Viagra?
At least every hour I get one…… maybe ‘cos the last one wore off! 😳Marcella
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I get a lot of dodgy e-mails. Popular at the moment are the ones that ask you to confirm your bank details by clicking on a link. My suspicions were first aroused when I got one purporting to be from the Lloyds TSB that said “Please be ensuring to confirm your banking detail with us the bank for your security” You’d have thought the TSB would have a decent command of the English language! I don’t even bank with them. Don’t ever click on any links in these e-mails, they may look like a viagra advert, but could also be a virus attachment or open up 200 pages of porn.
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About 300 – 400 junk per day
Use mailwasher but don’t ever bounce them back this confirms somehow you do actually exist, if you bounce back they’ll increase by the hundreds.
If you just delete they’ll slowly stop. -
200 pages of porn????? How do I find that????? 😀 Only kidding!
Hope it’s only your suspicions that get aroused! -
I knew I shouldn’t have used that word, I need a thesaurus!
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yes i use mailwasher on one pc and cc cleaner on another they both work and they are free!! 😛 😛 😛
Nik
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I did run Microsoft Outlook which a the junk mail filter, but it caused loads of probelms and I had to revert back to Outlook Express. As soon as you have a large amount of emails in your inbox it just goes to pot!
I’ll get a hold of mailwasher and give that a go.thanx
Marcella
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i went into a chemist last week,
i asked the guy behind the counter..
“can i have 3 packets of viagra please?”
the chemist said…
“do you have a prescription mate?”
i said…
“no, but i have got a picture of the wife!” 😮
(ok its a bad one i know… sorry 😳 )
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Thanks Robert, at least I can rely on someone else other than me that can lower the tone of the conversation! 😀
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As of next week Viagra will only be avaliable through the chemists by its chemical name.
So please ask for MYCOXAFLOPPIN.
Sorry 😕
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:lol1: :lol1: Nice one Big G!!!
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:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
ide better get my head back out the gutter im supossed to be setting an example 😮 😳
YEH RIGHT!!!! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Hi Marcella
I recently had some junk email it was something about a new form of contraceptive pill for women, apparently it contains LSD! so you can go on a trip without the kids!
Don’t know how true this is maybe you’ve head of it?
Good to know you lot have a sense of humor!
John
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Hi John,
I’ve never heard of it but I’m willing to try it!!! 😀
Nah…. maybe not, a few glasses of brandy sends me on enough of a trip!
Although I think that would have the opposite effect of a contraceptive…Marcella.
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You mean it would make you fall asleep?
John
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No I mean agree to sex in the first place!!!!! 😳 😀
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Marcella,
You name the place i will bring the brandy !
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😳 I’m digging a hole here I think…..
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As i said let me know when its finished and i will join you!
Dave
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I WHENT PAST A SHOVEL 3 POSTS AGO NOW THE JCBs ARE IN
CHRIS
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oh well i guess they will fill it even quicker than it was dug.
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