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I know its not panto season but…
I’m going to inflict what I pass off as wit on you any way…
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful but wicked stepmother and her two daughters…
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and they were all so very very cruel and nasty to their poor step sister…
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(but that was understandable)
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Then one day came the news that there was to be a great ball in honour of the prince…
oh how Sinders wept (see above pic) and wailed and whinged in gereral, until up popped her Fairy godmother…
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and did the whole granting of wishes bit.
“Och Sinders lassie what ails thee so?” < (let Mrs Doubtfires voice resonate in your ears here)
“Whaaaaa!” whaaaad Sinders
“I wanna be reet fit an ganawah t’ ball like” said Sinders who had seemed to have invented her own accent.
“Ooooh is that all ma wee one, no problemo” and in a poof and a flash (don’t worry no animated gif’s here) Sinders was transformed and arrived promptly at the ball looking a little more scottish and a damn sight hotter than she had ever looked before…
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Well as you can imagine, the prince’s eyes fair popped out of his head when he spotted her (although he did wonder wether her fetching that giant hairdrier was some kind of cruel jibe)…
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To be continued…
or maybe not 😉 (it’s a kind of therapy ok 😀 )
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Pete, you have way too much time on your hands 😉 Nice one 😀 Dale Winton one is funny as, but who is the fairy Godmother? What a fox!!!!!!! 😀 😀
Cheers, Dewi
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😆 😆 😆 You must have quite a bit of patience aswell as time!!
Liam makes a good prince, its the tights that do it Im sure 😉 😆
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this is gonna have my 2 brothers in stitches laughing…. 😆 😆 😆
excellent! 😉
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I can’t believe I didn’t notice this one until just now.
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You are too funny for your own good!
Love….Jill
(it was the prince that got me the most)
Bravo!
edited to add:
http://www.rsansouci.com/pages/books/cskel.htm
this is one of Justis’ favorite books, has anyone read it to their kids? -
Too much time, hmmm not really, but it passes the time waiting for the traffic to die down and heading home from the day job 😎
Btw the hot babe is Sinders transformed for the ball and is Barbarella a.k.a. Jane Fonda??? merged with our very own Marcella[/i]
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Great stuff, I missed this one and had to be pointed to it! Bloody glad I was…so when is it continued??
I might buy some tights now, great improvement on my legs.
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Not quite a continuation, more an observation…
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I was only joking – honest 😉
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:cryhard:
‘…… I hate you Butler….. Get your bus awt on time….’
(note 2 self: must make myself more atractive in avatar, just like Magpee)
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some one showing there age 😀 😉 :punk:
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