MemberJune 1, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Funny you chose that foot…
I was expecting:
E: ran the screen door over the toe and broke it last summer.
B: Second toe longer than the big toe, a hereditary feature in out clan known as "Welsh toes"
Mind the gap between them, I could open a beer bottle with that, and notice the discoloration across the top of the foot where my brother Kevin accidentally ran it over with a car last summer.
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy cried
"Harry Cleary is a Flibbertyjibbet!"
Bet you’ve done that trick lots of times in the pub!